whats your funniest drinkin story

I got drunk with some of my friends two weeks after holloween I don't remember past the 3'd drink. the next morning i woke up in my jack sparrow costume with a killer hangover. I was never able to live it down.

 

The funniest ones are the ones I don't remember. Actually, now that I think of it, there are more embarrassing than funny!

 

This January, after drinking shochu (a popular Japanese drink), I blacked out - and found myself sleeping next to a friend in another friend's apartment.

 

I was working as a contractor for the UN in Baghdad and we had party the night before our last day in Iraq, a big day with helicopter flights through out the no fly zones. My Kiwi buddies warned me never to fall asleep at a party with Kiwis or they would shave off your eyebrows.

We all passed out in the hotel room we partied in. We were awakened by someone yelling that the helicopter was standing by and we better hurry. We worked the day and made it back to Baghdad just in time to catch the flight to Bahrain. It was 12 hours after leaving Baghdad, in the toilet in London Heathrow, that I noticed I had no eyebrows. Those Kiwis.

 

Hahahahaha! I would SOOOO do that.

 

One time i drank a chilled bottle of red wine with my ex-gf and then we had sex and smoked a bowl afterwords, and when she went to bed i smoked some H on foil. It was so funny i didnt even laugh.

 

this isnt really funny when you were involved. but everybody else seems to think its funny. We were drunk and coming back from my buddys moms house and my friend decided that he wanted to kick a mail box, i told him no being we were drunk and its just not a good idea. so later on in the ride i here this thump and look in the rearview and see my bud spinning around in the road on his ass. He had hung half his body out the window and booted a mail box. I reversed and he crawled in the car and we hotfooted it back to his moms and me and his brother took him inside. Fastforward to the next morning they called the ambulance and took him to the hospital. He snapped him femur in half. They put a rod down the center of his femur with pins in his hip and knee. This was 3 years ago he still limps and still has the 13 thousand dollar doctor bill. so take it for what its worth

 

Last week end, me and a couple of my mates were walking home from town and we "borrowed" a shopping trolley and were pushing my mate Daniel around in it. Man he was so heavy it wasnt funny. Then we went on a sign misson, where you take all the road signs you can, haha we got alot of signs that night. then we went back to my friends house and were watching waynes world, almost about to go to sleep (it was about 3.30am then) when SUDDENLY her brothers mate comes barging through the door, makes alot of noise and falls on the ground. Im thinking "Um theres a Random stranger ON THE FLOOR"LOL, then her brother and the rest of his mates come up and start making us drink more alcohol LOL. We didnt get to sleep till 9 am that morning.

 

Well it was my grade 12(round 1/3) prom party(never went to the prom). We were all in a sand pit. I remember there being about 300 people there, anyway.. I drank 30oz of vodka in 1/2 an hour and blacked out. I apparently tried to jump over the giant fire we had going in the middle of it, missed my footing and fell in...TOTALLY burnt my jeans and shirt..but mysteriously I emerged unscaved. Later that night on the way home, I had to puke. I thought the window of my friends car was down. Nope. Puke ALL OVER the inside of his car. I also pissed myself walking to the car to go home. Woke up the next day with poop, piss, blood, and barf all over my hallway, sheets, floor and walls. I still to this day get "Oh man you were fucked up that night" and it happened 2 years ago!! T'was fun, and I'd do it all over again.

Gawd I love vodka.

 

LOL. What A um....funny story.

 

I got another one:

Went to a school dance, snuck in a 40 of Rye. Me and a friend split it in 45 minutes we ended up throwing up in the gym all over the floor...and someone slipped and fell in it. People went and complained to the principal. Cops found out and tried to bring us in to the station. They were escorting us outside to the cop cars and my friend puked all over one of the cops...I laughed so hard I threw up all over my pants and shoes. The cops said aww fuck it, and told us to go home I wasnt allowed to go back to another school dance for some reason.

 

Unfortunately the only drinking stories I have involve nudity & sex & neither 1 the way I would've wanted it...lol

 

Haha, it seems that the best of my stories happen to be the ones i cant remember. *rolls
eyes*

 

this summer i was at a skatepark chilling with some friends getting drunk as fuck. i watching one of my friends bmxing so i told him i wanted to try. i was plastered as fuck, so anyway i get on his bike start riding around then i stared going full speed, whent off the side of a quarterpipe (big ramp), and fell straight on my head and broke my left collerbone. PAINFUL!!! i almost had a concosion too. buut that moment after it happened was hell. my friens were trying to help me but i was too fucked; very very drunk, minor concosion, broken bone in lots of pain..... ya i couldnt even talk anymore. spent a month wearing a sling and being in a shitload of pain. and now my left collerbone is permanently out of place.

 

My friend was trying to knock down traffic cones with a 2x4 in the back of my other friend pickup. He took a baseball swing at a cone, but the force of the car going fast made the 2x4 bounce bakc and put a huge dent in my friend truck.

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