Red bananas= Awesome!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Unknown American, Jul 23, 2009.

  1. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    The cook has been harvesting red bananas.

    I think they look awesome. Make bitchin Banana bread.

    Life is truly cool.

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  2. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    "On a stop light green means go, red means stop and yellow means slow down, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means 'go ahead,' and red means, 'where the fuck did you get that banana at?'"

    Mitch Hedberg would be so stoked.
     
  3. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    I'm so in love with you right now.
     
  4. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    LMAO!:D

    That was great. Apparently a few years ago I went on a Banana plant buying spree.

    Fucking brilliant of me. But I do not remember where I got that plant.:confused:

    But the one in the photo came from a plant in my back yard.
     
  5. 90 paces west

    90 paces west Member

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    I wanna try one!
     
  6. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    is it lonely there in the jungle
     
  7. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    With all those monkeys and snakes? I doubt it!
     
  8. Bonkai

    Bonkai Later guys

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    Are they a bit sweeter than regular bananas Mr. American?
     
  9. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    If you were here, I would give you some. We could have Banana bread.:)

    With all my friends?

    Naw.:D

    http://www.rainforestgardener.com/

    Oh sure I am still looking for my goddess. But I am kind of busy these days.:D

    It will happen when it happens...
     
  10. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    Red bananas are an abomination of god's creation. They should be destroyed in a Banana holocaust.
     
  11. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    I suspect they are cooking bananas. Last year the cook made bread with red bananas and it was awesome!

    I had one in a sandwich yesterday. It had peanut butter and honey.So it is hard to describe taste. Definitely more dense than a regular banana. These things have some weight.

    I will ask the cook.

    In my oven. It will give me a stockpile of banana bread.:cheers2:
     
  12. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    Red bananas are also great in coconut milk shrimp with saffron rice and potatoes.
    Gotta love it.
    Now I want some fried plantain chips.
     
  13. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    i had a red banana grilled and stuffed with goat cheese at a multi culture festival...i think it was the guyanese booth...delicious
     
  14. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Never heard of these things before. Your backyard must be great! :cheers2:
     
  15. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    Wow, that sounds nice. I also have plantain plants.:)

    I have never seen these before I came to Central America. Just looking at the bananas entrances me.

    The back and the front yard are amazing.

    But I do not have the convenience of shopping centers, 24 hour restaurants, malls and movie theaters in the jungle.

    So it is a trade off. But worth it.
     
  16. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    If I ever decided to run away from my life, I'd come find you...:D

    But don't be scared, I'll likely never do that.
     
  17. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    You are Canadian.

    I think you would melt down here.:D

    I am going to run away again in a few years to South America.

    You will have to look harder for me down there.
     
  18. daisymae

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    I'll wear my Sherlock Holmes hat and find you in no time...
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  19. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    I am not to worried. With an outfit like that you will pass out from heat exhaustion in no time. Then the locals will rob you of your magic magnifying glass. You would be helpless then..

    Probably better to just PM me for directions and to make sure I am here.

    I wouldn't want you to loose that cool magnifier.:D
     
  20. daisymae

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    That would probably be faster.
     
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