If it was up to you, how would the person before you die? #2

Have fun

 

you fell on my pitchfork

 

you went for a barrel ride over Niagra falls...barrelless

 

you went to jail.....pantless

 

lmao...

you went camping and got attacked by a bear while singing 'coom byah'....pantless

 

you know how in the shipping yards they park the transport trailers really close so you cant open the back doors and steal everything?....I told you not to stand there

 

when pushing a stone your hand slipped and you fell forward.....well you get the picture.

 

a dairy queen ice cream headache that popped a previously undetected aneurysm

 

He'd get caught beneath a landslide in a champaign supanover in the sky.

 

a terrible gardening accident involving a garden gnome

 

impaled by a zucchini

 

I poured a whole bottle of Gold Bond Medicated foot powder into your lungs

 

killed himself because his foot itch got unbearable after wasting his gold bond on killing me

 

you got your head crushed in a revolving door


(the Gold Bond is not for my feet itches )

 

lmao

went skiing in 'The Great White North' and was never seen again

 

sorry....I was pretty sure my ninja sword was 3 foot long....I guess it was 3 and a half

 

sorry.....looks like I packed your parachute wrong.

 

we hiked up Mt.St Helens ....and at the edge I pushed you in

 

Chased off a cliff by 100 naked women

 

eaten by a gay dinosaur