i confess... my asshole hurts!

well, today was the day, i went into the doctor for a colonoscopy.
for those of you who don't know what a colonoscopy is that, is when the doc, sticks a fiber opitic flexble hose up your ass to, look for cancerous and/or pre-cancerous growths in the colon and large intestines and, remove them for a biopsy.

well, i'm overjoyed... no growths were found!
no doubt, that is mostly due to my diet being primarely vegan (i still eat meat at times.) and, that i almost never drink soft drinks and, i don't drink alcohol nor, do i ever smoke either.

now the localize anesthetic is starting to wear off and, my asshole is starting hurt!
well, i'm off to pop a couple of ibuprofen for the pain in my ass.
talk to you all later.

 

I feel for you, my doctor checked my colon. Not only did I hurt for the rest of the day, I felt violated. I asked him if his assistant who was in her early twenties could have done it who was extremely hot, but he declined...

 

eww, at which age is one supposed to get a colonoscopy done at..... personnaly i never want a hose shoved upin there :ack2:

 

usually they give Versed and fentaynal--noy just a local--i actually saw a sixty year old man refuse all drugs and he walked out of there fine

 

You know what a colonoscopy is? I'll tell you what it is.

It's when the doctor performs a little check up on you. No one looks each other in the eye afterwards either.

I was sittin' there lookin' at the wall. The doctor was there, lookin' out the window... I'm lookin' at the wall reading all these diploma's trying not to make contact with the man who just shoved something up my anus when I realized "hey, there's no diploma's on these walls". Who the hell just shoved something up my ass!

 

So.....you're gay now is what you're saying

 

Put a snoopy band aid on it.