Anal sweat

Hi, this is a delicate subject for me so I hope you can handle this post with the utmost confidentiality.

Since many years I have an anal problem; sweat is dripping out of the cut between the buttocks. Not just a normal sweat, but a foul-smelling, brownish substance with little crumbs. The hotter it is, the more it drips and in the heat of summer I can even feel it dripping down my pants and legs.

I never told anyone about it, but I am sure some people must have smelled it and/or seen it.
So my logical question is: does anyon else have the same symptoms and what can I do about it?

 

no...and wiping should work

 

Not trying to be juvenile but are you sure it isn't a wipe problem? Or it could be anal leakage (if not the same thing). I don't have this problem but maybe check your diet. Reading up on this now, I would be worried if I had this problem as well.

 

could be a fissure as well

 

Wash your buttox more often

 

I am so horny now.

 

It's called poo. May I suggest that you visit the room in your house called the toilet, often refered to as the "washroom", or "the john". Once or twice a day normally does it, unless you have just migrated to a foreign country, in which case many times a day might be recommended.

 

Too many ants in your pants.

 

maybe bring a few baby wipes with you when you go out and cant properly wash up?

 

I can lick it up for you.

 

Gah. So dirty!

 

You know that was the response he was looking for.

 

I think so. I agree...

 

Have you been eating these?

http://www.giantrobot.com/blogs/eric/uploaded_images/fatfree-767752.jpg

it has a warning...

"Warning-May cause anal leakage"

 

You got rhoids, Bird?

 

My dog gets this problem about twice a year Bird, it is nothing to be embarrassed about and it is easily fixed.

You just need to find a veterinarian to massage the glands just inside your anus. Its a relatively painless process and may even be enjoyable.

 

^^didn't you post those videos a while back? of dog butt gland massaging?

:ack2:

 

I made a thread about it asking for advice, but I didn't post no damn videos.

U trippin?

 

maybe I just found the videos by myself....

 

We all have our vices BFF.