suicide ideas

figured this is the best place for the thread. quick. relatively painless. comatose? sure fire. ways to end. anyone ever hear of things worked without question. didn't leave much of a mess...im really interested in something lethal that goes along with unconsciousness

 

I've always wanted to jump off a cliff in a wedding dress. Brutus's wife swallowed hot coals. I heard about a guy who shot up with melted peanut butter. Be creative!

 

please, talk to someone before you do anything like that. You may be kidding around, but I had a friend who came very close to suicide. Luckily I found out and was able to talk to her. If no one else will listen to you, I will.

 

Hang yourself with really thin wire?

 

This wouldn't leave much of a mess and would probably be quite quick

get your mom to sit on your face

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overdose on sleeping pills would be my first bet...it'd be just like falling asleep

 

get piano wiring, its realllly strong. tie it securely around your arms, legs, and neck, and tie a much looser peice around your torso. tie the other ends securely to the railing of a very tall bridge. jump off. your arms, legs, and head will snap right off and go into the water, but your torso will hang in midair for the world to see.

 

Anal sex till you bleed to death?

 

couldn't you just have angry sex, after that you wouldn't care enough or be too tired to do anything least of all end it all
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swallow lye.

wont hurt a bit

 

How about taking a bunch of sleeping pills and then jumping off a cliff right when they start to kick in. That way you don't have to deal with the whole "oh my god what am I doing" thing in mid-air.

 

cut off your penis

 

this thread is starting to make me depressed

 

Courtesy of Maddox

 

this is great, anytime one of us needs help we can turn to our fellow hip forum members, where all like brothers ans sisters here.

i say death by baked potatoe...

 

What makes you think the other side is better? Or if there is even another side at all?


Hop in your car (or any car) and drive to the Grand Canyon, and don't stop. That would be an awsome ride down.

 

this is an awesome thread...im making a horror movie and this made me think alot

i really like the bridge and piano wire idea

 

Tie some piano wire from one tree to another about 3...4? feet high...then jump on a snowmachine or motorcycle(what have you) and go about 200 km/h and SLICE, off comes your head. Nice and painless

 

sorry.. I find this morbid and sick...everyones got a lil DR.Kavorkian in them eh? ick. Dude..dont do it...its so not worth it..your 16....i mean..16! you have so much more ahead of you!

 

^_^ i like morbid, sick things!
it's an interesting thread...and much more interesting to see what an expert colenzo is about suicide.