Would you work as a cremator?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by DonaSoledad, Jul 28, 2009.

  1. DonaSoledad

    DonaSoledad Senior Member

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    Burning bodies all day..here is your tool of the trade..with this baby you should be able to burn 20-25 bodies a day..

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  2. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    And bake alot of bread.
     
  3. DonaSoledad

    DonaSoledad Senior Member

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    at the same time?
     
  4. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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  5. soaddodger

    soaddodger Member

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    if the money is good then sure :)
     
  6. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    Probably not...

    It doesn't look like the job for me. :p

    On the topic of cremation.. I would like to be cremated. :)
     
  7. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    Hell yeah. It would enable me to engage to a much greater extent in my graverobbing hobby. I'd probably also set up a pre-owned suit shop.
     
  8. Exit9

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    :eek::toetap05::mad:
     
  9. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hi LauraMay,

    any particular reason for your descision? I want to be stuffed and draped near the open fire, so I can watch and guard my beloved. Just kidding ;).

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  10. metalgypsy

    metalgypsy Member

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    I couldn't be a cremator. A funeral director, maybe.
     
  11. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    sure. wouldnt bother me.. i have a snap from a friends hospital gown in one of my dreads.. her ashes had it in them.. we also dug through her ashes and gave everyone that wanted some her bone fragments..

    and smoked some of her..lol
     
  12. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    I personally think that having corpses underground is strange.

    I would rather be scattered somewhere beautiful than slowly decompose into a skeleton. :)
     
  13. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    Haha my dad's dad was scattered over a river. We stood on a bridge and shook the urn...

    Some of him got in my eye.

    Dad's like, "When people say you've got your grandad's eyes you can say 'No! I have grandad IN my eyes!'" :p
     
  14. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    I would like to be fed to the pigs. Circle of life and all. :D

    About being a cremator: I'm not sure, would have to try it out. Perhaps it isn't a bad job. It's not my first choice though.
     
  15. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I hear when they put the really fat ones through, the whole neighborhood fills with a smoke that smells of bacon. :cool:
     
  16. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hi LauraMay,

    OK, I see. Anyways, the interesting part comes later, when we meet our creator or the one from the other cult we though of as a misbelief. Or we are really only a snack for the worms and everything ends then.

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  17. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Perhaps it is not the end but you don't meet anyone either :eek:
     
  18. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hi *,

    wouldn't that be boooooring?

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  19. GeeOhhN

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    With the amount of fat people the U.S. has..I am surprised I dont smell bacon right now..
     
  20. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Depends on the rest of the 'afterlife' I guess. If he wouldn't meet us after we died our creator probably couldn't care less. Just saying, could be a possibility.
     

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