Would you work as a cremator?

Burning bodies all day..here is your tool of the trade..with this baby you should be able to burn 20-25 bodies a day..

 

And bake alot of bread.

 

at the same time?

 

Yum!!

 

if the money is good then sure

 

Probably not...

It doesn't look like the job for me.

On the topic of cremation.. I would like to be cremated.

 

Hell yeah. It would enable me to engage to a much greater extent in my graverobbing hobby. I'd probably also set up a pre-owned suit shop.

 

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Hi LauraMay,

any particular reason for your descision? I want to be stuffed and draped near the open fire, so I can watch and guard my beloved. Just kidding .

Regards
Gyro

 

I couldn't be a cremator. A funeral director, maybe.

 

sure. wouldnt bother me.. i have a snap from a friends hospital gown in one of my dreads.. her ashes had it in them.. we also dug through her ashes and gave everyone that wanted some her bone fragments..

and smoked some of her..lol

 

I personally think that having corpses underground is strange.

I would rather be scattered somewhere beautiful than slowly decompose into a skeleton.

 

Haha my dad's dad was scattered over a river. We stood on a bridge and shook the urn...

Some of him got in my eye.

Dad's like, "When people say you've got your grandad's eyes you can say 'No! I have grandad IN my eyes!'"

 

I would like to be fed to the pigs. Circle of life and all.

About being a cremator: I'm not sure, would have to try it out. Perhaps it isn't a bad job. It's not my first choice though.

 

I hear when they put the really fat ones through, the whole neighborhood fills with a smoke that smells of bacon.

 

Hi LauraMay,

OK, I see. Anyways, the interesting part comes later, when we meet our creator or the one from the other cult we though of as a misbelief. Or we are really only a snack for the worms and everything ends then.

Regards
Gyro

 

Perhaps it is not the end but you don't meet anyone either

 

Hi *,

wouldn't that be boooooring?

Regards
Gyro

 

With the amount of fat people the U.S. has..I am surprised I dont smell bacon right now..

 

Depends on the rest of the 'afterlife' I guess. If he wouldn't meet us after we died our creator probably couldn't care less. Just saying, could be a possibility.