Dont fuck with me Today

Today's Virgo Horoscope:
Jul 28, 2009

You might be quite stirred by the general energy present in the air today, dear Virgo. Stirred may be too light a word. Put on your suit of armor and get ready to do battle. Others may cower away when they look out their window and see what is going on outside, but you might want to jump into the frenzy. Strong, aggressive emotions are the weapons of the day, and everyone knows that you have quite an arsenal in this department.

 

Wow.

You should brace yourself

 

Tomorrow's Virgo Horoscope:
Jul 29, 2009

There is no God. Kill yourself now. Srsly.

 

What would make you want to treat somebody in such a way?

 

Do Aries too.

 

I wonder what mine is today. I'm a Leo. Where did you get your horoscope from? Not that I put a lot of stock into horoscopes, but I do find it fun!

 

I won't read my horoscope anymore because I'd rather not know ahead of time that I'm supposed to have a shitty day.

 

Kinky Ramona's Horoscope
Month of August

This month will be a naked month.

 

Today's Aries Horoscope:
Jul 28, 2009

You'll want to jump into action with a bang today, dear Aries. Feel free to order others around for a change and delegate out your tasks. An aggressive approach is exactly what is called for, and you have the ability to deliver the goods. Trying to do everything yourself may seem like a great idea at first, but in actuality, you are better off enlisting the help of others so that they can feel more involved, and so that you can concentrate on doing a better job on fewer tasks.

 

Today's Leo Horoscope:
Jul 28, 2009

Emotionally, things might get rather tense for you, as others tend to demonstrate a selfish attitude, dear Leo. Remember that selfishness doesn't always need to be considered negative. Sometimes it is quite healthy and necessary to take on a more self-centered role. You need to take care of Number One at all times - you. So don't try to pick a fight when other people also demonstrate this behavior.

 

WHOO. I've been waiting for this month for days. I'd put an exclamation point somewhere to illustrate my joy, but it appears Daniel has given me his shitty keyboard and only the 5 and 6 keys work on the number row. Damn.

 

they show up on my home msn page.

 

I have an hour left of the 28th.

I got up at like 6am.

That didn't happen.

I told a guy to move down the bus...

This must be about my assignment.

Wooo it's like an analysis of my day. Thank you.

 

you're welcome.

 

I'll accept that as my horoscope. And also BSR's, what he said is good, too.

 

im guessing that you're a scorpio or is that your husband?

 

Hey, thanks Dave!

It actually makes a lot of sense, been going through something very similar the past few days actually. Hm.

 

you're welcome

 

Nobody name Wild Mountain Dave should be reading horoscopes

next thing you know you will be getting your hair feathered

 

Ahahaha, but I dont have hair.