I eat hot pockets, maybe, a couple times a year...and pretty much everytime I burn my mouth..they retain heat and surprise you with overly hot bites.
Hmm. I don't know why HOT pockets would burn your mouth. Peculiar.... I'm going to have to go with cheese, based solely off the fact that I won't eat the meat ones. The reasons being, one, I'm vegetarian, and two, I have taken bites out of them in the past with very unfavorable results. Yay for unchewable meats!