It's the summer... and I'm horny

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Stella_Drives, Jul 28, 2009.

  1. Subliminal89

    Subliminal89 A Tokémon Master

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    so im awesome. killer.
     
  2. Bonkai

    Bonkai Later guys

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    Next time wake him up with a BJ at 4:59am Stella.

    To answer your question yes, the summer heat makes vagina taste better a dash of alcohol doesn't hurt either.
     
  3. DazedGypsy

    DazedGypsy fire

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    :cheers2: to being awesome people
     
  4. Subliminal89

    Subliminal89 A Tokémon Master

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    i raise my glass!
     
  5. Subliminal89

    Subliminal89 A Tokémon Master

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    im having a late dinner of chicken and salad. being home alone for half the week has its perks but i didnt feel like cokoing at all...
     
  6. LSD_Coated_Brain

    LSD_Coated_Brain Member

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    Lol, you should have just asked him. Most guys won't turn down sex.
     
  7. DazedGypsy

    DazedGypsy fire

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    or get w/someone who wants sex as often as you do
    try feeling horny year round..
    you make adjustments as necessary haha
     
  8. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

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    my hubby doesn't wake up well, hes a grump. hed be so mad at the lost sleep, he wakes up at midnight to be @ work by 1:30 am. our schedules are so off, when im horny hes sleeping, when hes horny im sleeping and we have a 3 year old who is never sleeping.
    argh! adulthood!
     
  9. PsychadellicSinatra

    PsychadellicSinatra Member

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    I am definitely hornier in the summer. The warm weather puts me in a better mood and so I'm always dtf when the weather is nice & warm. Nothing is better than a little afternoon fucking on a nice warm summer day w/ the windows open & a warm breeze blowing in. Then napping next to each other once its over....god dammit, now I gotta go find me a girl haha.
     
  10. schwahead

    schwahead Senior Member

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    yeaaa... i think im randy allllll year... everyday... rain or shine
     
  11. deleted

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    you must be looking to get smacked around bitch.. :rolleyes: ill be sure to trail you for a while..
     
  12. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    I got the pillowcase...... You don't know what I had to go through to get this from her... So make it a big one.

    You know what to do.
     
  13. twang

    twang on the run

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    I think human's go in heat around this time of the year. i know i do.
     
  14. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    You should've raped him. Surprise sex is so awesome.....(minus the stranger part)
     
  15. standingseated

    standingseated A Back Scrubber

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    Really? You got pissed off? You ready to throw-down internet-style?

    Really?


    It's a maelstrom of hippie aggression! And it's headed straight for us!!!
     
  16. standingseated

    standingseated A Back Scrubber

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    [​IMG]

    Everone loves some surprise buttsecks!! Personally, the kitten could be a stranger and I wouldn't mind, as long as she's cute.
     
  17. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    He's really not into surprise sex. He usually just pushes me off of him then I feel like a fucking creep and end up sleeping downstairs or something.

    Is it wrong that when we don't have sex for likkke 5 days now, I assume something is wrong? I fucking hate how warped my brain is still from my last relationship and getting cheated on and lied to. Because I understand he is tired from work, but yesterday I got home at like 730, and we grabs some food, played chess, hung around until atleast 11pm, my roomate wasn't even here, plenty of fuck time, but whenever I try to start things by kissing him, he just shoves me off of him. And when we get in bed, he just immediately faces away from me and falls asleep, no "goodnight!", no kissing, no cuddling, just tension that he refuses to discuss. AND the other night he was doing his face away from me in bed thing and just rolled over and said "What's your biggest fear in terms of our relationship?....." And i just stared at him and said "Where is this question coming from, is everything ok?" then he immediately got defensive. Fucking fuck fuck, I just want sexxxx
     
  18. DazedGypsy

    DazedGypsy fire

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    sounds like you and he are not "on the same page" as so to speak.. but that's all. could be more could be less. try bringing up your concerns about the lack of intimacy directly to him and see how he reacts and what he says. express your needs and find out what his are. that's all you can really do. speculation can just make things go further downhill and you may be wasting your time.
    good luck :peace:
     
  19. Severely stoned

    Severely stoned Senior Member

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    ya know, imo, publicly announcing something like this seems a little degrading and shameless to me.

    If you're not being slutty (whatever) then more fuckin power to ya :rolleyes:.
     
  20. Severely stoned

    Severely stoned Senior Member

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    either he has something on his mind that you need to get him compfortable enough to talk about.

    or he is not into the horny at all.

    or he's over you and its time to start letting go.

    I know it might hurt hun, be strong.
     

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