Beer Truck Missions!!!

Last night was sick.

Around 11PM me and my buddies were all walkin' to his apartment. We took a shortcut through the parking lot of the mall and I was like "yo the beer trucks there man" and my other friend said "Shit, I haven't seen it here overnight for over two months, were comin' back later".

So we go and get drunk and stoned. Then it's about 12:30 so I said "Beeeeeeer Trucks" and they were all down. So we started making a plan of how were gonna rob the beer truck. I said "you go in the truck since your the smallest, me and (friends name) will stay under the truck and you pass them down to us and we'll put 'em in all the backpacks. You guys walk around the beer store and make sure no one see's us.

The back of the truck is attatched to the beer store for loading purpses.

Anyway, I lift my friend up and he got right in there. He says "You guys aren't gonna believe this... Get ready". So he starts handin' 12 packs down. Were opening the cases and putting them in the bags at the speed of lightning. Then he starts passin' down tallboys! Alright tallboys! Then more beer, and more beer, and more beer.

He says "okay I think that's enough"

He climbed out and then was like "were gettin' haaaaaaaaammed". So there we are with 5 backpacks full of beer and 2 12 packs in our hands. We walked right to his apartment and put them all in the fridge. 102 beers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So we started drinkin' even though they were warm. But then the other ones got cold so it was all good. I must have drank 4 beers within 10 minutes of getting into the apartment.

So we all drink and stuff. Then our buddies who tag and shit are like "yo lets go get our ups" that's what they always say when they wanna go tag shit.

I was hammered so I was down to go do some graffiti shit. We start walkin' and my friend passed me his mop so I started makin' this trippy design on a wall. He was like "holy shit Ian's ups" and I said "yeah man, it's so god you didn't even realize I crossed yours out" and he's like "well then that's a beeeeef" and we all howled laughing.

So were walking through the parking lot so we can find some more places to paint. Our one friend was REALLY drunk and getting pissed off. So he starts yelling to this guy outside of walmart and says "these kids are spraypainting and graffiting on your walls, they do it everyday!!" Then he stops a cab and tells him the exact same thing.

Our friend who is actually a serious tagger was like "thats it I'm gonna beat you up Wes" but they just argued and argued.

A couple minutes later they started arguing some more and holding each other. Then my really drunk friend punches my other buddy right in the dome. A fight erupted and I was like "get off the road you idiots" and the kept goin' at it. It was pretty funny.

Anyway after that the night got boring. But the moral of the story is: If you see the beer truck staying overnight, rob it. Because it isn't coming back for two months.

Oh yeah, I'll post a pic of the beer in the fridge as soon as one of my friends uploads it to facebook. It was FULL lol.

 

nice come up.

I did somethin similar, but we just did a beer run in their face without running.

Story:

A friend gets arrested for nothing. for being black on a friday night (although he's not really back, he's spanish). The rest of the boys at the party got furious, that we all drove to a far gas station, and all walked in together. remind you, Im talking about like 20 guys all walking into the gas station at the same time. Just about everybody grabs a 6 or 12 pack, or a few quarts, and just walk out. The 2 workers couldnt do shit but call the cops. By that time we were long gone

 

you crazy canadians.

 

sounds epic man

 

awesome ian.

 

you my firend, are an asshole

an awesome asshole :cheers2:

 

Hahaha awesome, dude.

 

In spite of our differences about cops, I gotta say, that's pretty sweet. Haha. If only they had weed trucks

 

sounds awful