Moderators Abilities

You're pretty.

 

Yes, They Know Everything About You...

When You Eat...

When you Sleep...

When You Poo.....

When You Have Sex.........(and how good it was).

They Know Everything......Mwwuuuhahahaha..:reddevil:

And They Can See Your "Noodz", Even If You Haven't Posted Any...

BE AFRAID.......BE VERY AFRAID...



Cheers Glen.

 

when i was a forum mod...nothing really exciting in terms of special powers

move-delete-reopen-close-sticky-combine threads for all RT threads, including the personal RT forums.

didn't have access to IP address, but the supermods can.

i couldn't read PMs of other peoples account, unless they sent me that PM - which i will say is where i did most of my moderating at - rarely paid attention to any of the reported posts i got

 

I think the mods in here are sounds as fuck. I have never had any issues with them, and the odd time I have acting like a bit of a clown, they have cut me some slack. This is the only forum I have never been banned from. Usually when I get banned from other sites it is down to some mod being an ass hat.

 

yeah i heard, that one time they split the river jordan and let the jews walk across

 

the mods here are like the x men....each has a special power...its common knowledge that skip can read your mind

 

he knows what your thinkin before you even think it..

yep.


hes THAT good

 

Sometimes I wake up in the morning and check my posts, and there's stuf I've posted the night before that I have no recollection of!

Skip has the ability to extract your thoughts and turn them into posts without you even knowing.

 

You don't want to be a supporter either, which means that you're cheap?

 

i get that too

 

The mods might not have access to PMs. But I have reason to believe someone does.

 

I bet they have access to reputation comments

 

another forum that I belong to has the IP address of every member next to his/her name. no hiding in there.

 

Some of the moderators here can cure cancer.

 

I can too. I have this potion I like to call "Dr. Dave's Rude Oil"

 

Im officially freaked out by this

 

did I read someone say they can see your privates?!

 

yes they can and they judge them, too. if you have a small weiner, you get banned easier

 

lmao. That must be the only reason why I'm still here then.

 

yep, I hear ya, bro