pussy farts

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by mlg32, Nov 10, 2004.

  1. mlg32

    mlg32 Member

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    hey anyone ever notice a pussy fart?? where do they come from??
     
  2. PeachesScreams

    PeachesScreams Member

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    build up of air during sex, heard them called varts (vaginal farts :) )
     
  3. lawngirl

    lawngirl Member

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    sometimes, during sex, air is pushed up in the vagina. when you take your penis out of her vag, the air is released, and then you'll here the "pussy fart." i think certain positions make a queef more likely. haha. [​IMG] sorry, i'm a bit immature. i can't say 'queef' with a straight face. but anyway, yeah, that's a "pussy fart."
     
  4. see in blonde

    see in blonde Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    notcied? those things are loud, who coouldnt. have sex arharder.
     
  5. royharper

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    QUEEF!

    one of the funniest words in our language
     
  6. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    Lol.... usually happens when you're doin a woman doggy style... well at least thats the only times i've heard it happen, i still cant help but to laugh for a quick second when a girl has a pussy fart.....
     
  7. kissMeImPolish

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    I know I am fucking weird but I think they are cool as hell! I think "queef" is the coolest word in the english language as well... haha
    But as far as regular farts too, I am yet to find the girl who will be bold enough to drop a fart that's so painfully disgusting and shake the blanket so that I am forced to smell her tummy ache smelling fart!
    All guys do that, I think a girl who did that would be a keeper for me... hahaha
    Gweg
     
  8. Fastswitch

    Fastswitch Visitor

    Matter of fact, as the coincidental goes, mine served one up ta'other nite as we was getting started. Came out right whooshy it did! No problem, of course. No startlin' noise, no smell. I was just startin' to lap at the heavenly gate when, "whoosh." As a sea-breeze pulls at your ear, it was. Only reason I mention it is the writers above, all grandly informing us of penis suction, doggie style, and such. Sorry, friends; sometimes a vart comes a'whistling all on it's own - like a gust from the back of a cave. And without the bats!, more the glory.
     
  9. Applespark

    Applespark Ingredients:*Sugar*

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    lol I usualy warn him if I have to do that...like uhh you pushed some air up there...
     
  10. lawngirl

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    like a dutch oven? haha, i've definitely done that to my boyfriend before... [​IMG]
     

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