I will divide the RT people into 5 groups

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by bird_migration, Jul 30, 2009.

  1. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    Group 1: The traffic lights.

    The traffic light people are the people who stop and go, drop by every now and then and have nothing really interesting or useful to post. They just happen to be here and fill the fora up with uninteresting shit.


    Group 2: The bananas.

    Bananas are the people who curve around and suck up to the popular crowd. They are usually not part of any popular group or clique of people, but people accept them because they know how to make themselves look better. Usually they have nothing interesting to say.


    Group 3: The lumberjacks.

    Always nicely dressed, always a quick witted response and a friendly smile for everyone. Hang around here quite often and they are some of the first to make new people feel welcome. A mix between bullshitting and serious posts makes them popular with people in the Banana and Lumberjack categories.


    Group 4: The farts.

    Farts are people that make a smell. They can be rude and have no respect for anyone else. They may be known as trolls, but sometimes they get accepted just because they are around for a long time. Their posts are generally not very interesting and doesn't add to the fora as a whole.


    Group 5: The trashcans

    They just talk about themselves all the time. They do not get jokes and usually have a lower than average IQ. Their posts are always serious and usually it is about their daily lives, like what they had for diner and what time they woke up. They also throw their personal trash on the fora.
    People usually like them or pretend to like them because they make other people feel superior.




    What category do you belong to?
     
  2. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    So four out of five categories are generally uninteresting?
    I belong to the robot group, a sixth group I just invented. Robots are awesome and made of metal, their posts are often uninteresting to groups 1-3 and 5, but group 4 tends to love robots. This love is not reciprocated, however, as the robots' metal heart beats for no meatbag.
     
  3. Fingermouse

    Fingermouse Helicase

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    Traffic light:mad::):D
     
  4. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    Stick to the 5 groups or just make a new thread with your own groups.
     
  5. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    I am unclassifiable,







    or in layman's terms, unclassy.
     
  6. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    I don't fit into any of those groups at all actually but I commend your effort
     
  7. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    You're a big banana maker.
     
  8. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    I'd say I was a lumberjack, ok?
     
  9. Samuel Clemens

    Samuel Clemens Banned

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    I do not fit those

    May I have a new group?
     
  10. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    Group 6: The GODS.:D
     
  11. DonaSoledad

    DonaSoledad Senior Member

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    looks like pretty much everyone that posted say your groups suck..sorry:(
     
  12. bird_migration

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    You are a very sad and negative person. Nobody said that. You are such a stereotypical traffic light.
     
  13. DonaSoledad

    DonaSoledad Senior Member

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    My traffic light says "GO":D
     
  14. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    haha, typical society, here. No one says they fit a group. I thought the groups were rather clever. I would consider myself a lumberjack but the way I view myself and others view myself is sometimes different.

    You should have suggested a group for those who don't believe they fall in a group. That is actually the largest group of them all. The harder you fight to be different, the more you're just like everybody else.
     
  15. chemigals

    chemigals They call me Chemi

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    I think im a traffic light,I come on here to kill time
     
  16. metalgypsy

    metalgypsy Member

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    Doesn't everyone come on here to kill time? But the lumberjacks seems like the only group that doesn't suck.
     
  17. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    the farts category is a bit too nice for me. im thinking i fall more into the diarrhea in your pants because you couldnt make it to the shitter category..
     
  18. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    extreme farts
     
  19. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    Wet farts.
     
  20. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    i don't know..you tell me where I belong since you are the one dividing us
     

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