Fuck the Police :)

I have a very interesting story about a recent run in with the cops.

Yesterdday was the first day in like a week it stopped raining. it was awesome. so i call up my friends and im like i have some weed, wanna get ripped? so of course there like yeah and we all meet up at the park on our bikes (5 of us). so we set out on our adventure at like 7:00 pm and smoked a nice blunt at a very safe spot i know about. so where biking around and now its about 730 and we are biking in fornt of the elemantry school, and three cruisers,sirens on, pull in and 4 cops in total come out and are like " hey you kids get off your bikes!" so they ask us for ID, and no one had any and they started questioning us cause they saw kids earlier on the school roof, and there was of them all had bikes.( i knew who the kids where to, one of my sisters friends) so this one cop started bieng all assholish to me

" oh, if you don't tell us the truth well run you through the station"and started saying he will do shit he can't actually do("well charge you and shit")

so then this dick cop is like we are going to have to search you. all my friends don't know there rights and where scared shitless so there like ok(they didnt have any illegal substances, I did.) so the cop comes to me and i said, very polietly, " i am not consenting to this search since you don't have grounds in order to do so"

so this fat bastard starts flipping out and stuff and saying how we don't respect cops and shit, and im just laughing cause he cant do anything. then they drive off without searching me, and i felt like a hero

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hahaha Good job man.

I just posted this song in another thread, but it seems appropriate here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YPc8FYA6D8&feature=related

 

haha, the reason i love canada and the states: you can say whatever the fuck you want to

 

Damn right. That guy actually grew up right down the road from me. Everyone in GA loves that mofo.

 

Im diggin the generic name as well

 

fuck the po-lice. well the ones that act like that anyway

 

I hate how they think they deserve respect. Why? Because you went to college for a few years I'm supposed to treat you with respect?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAD9hDMfrH8


good job man!

 

anyone else notice how cops are either huge dicks or really nice?
and then there's the occasional one that will start off a dick and end up being nice

 

now just think about how worse the situation wouldve been if you were black

 

Fuck tha police
Fuckin with me because i'm a teenajuh

 

please, dont start this. no disrespect meant by the way, but please dont start the whole black thing. if it was YOU, there is no way it would be bad for you...you are very good looking. but the whole black thing is a bad topic.

 

this is the best thing i have ever heard. its so true. yeah, why the fuck do i have respect your fatass? just because you got a shiny badge doesnt mean i will bow down to your faggotass haha.

 

i agree

 

the badges aren't even nice looking either.. but i have ran into a cop that didn't charge me win i was smokin a blunt andhad 4 grams on me. he biked through the forest i was in and he was like im gonna ssume thats tabacco in there and not ask you any more questions, winked and biked away

 

No because they can put you in jail.

 

I don't think they earn respect for their uniform or function but just as a fellow human. Not saying you have to respect fellow humans who are acting like a dick or trying to screw you over of course.

 

good point^

 

For what? I'm a great person in my eyes, maybe not in society's, but the general population is fucked as it is. I just like to get a little high on whatever drugs may come my way. I don't bug other people unless they bug me. I'm not hurting anyone but myself, so the cops can fuck off.

 

I still laugh at people everytime they say fuck the police.

My buddy always said it. He hated cops.

Until one day he was walking home and some ****** kicked his head in for no reason. Just felt like beating someone up, didn't even rob him.

Now he has some serious brain problems. He's a fucking RETARD now (an actual retard). I've never actually said that before because he's my friend... But he actually is retarded now.

And guess who caught the guy who did it? Not his parents, not his dope smoking friends but the fucking POLICE. They help people man.

Sure there are some who go around and pick on little kids but guess what? So do I, I'm more of a fuckin' asshole than any cop. So if your gonna go and make fun of cops just think "no, CC is more of an asshole lets pick on him" because I'll gladly take the fuckin' heat for cops.

They helped put that guy away who did that to my friend and that changed my whole view about cops. You don't go makin' fun of doctors when they tell you they have to give you a needle but your to pussy to get them, it's THEIR JOB.

I just get pissed when I hear fuck the police. Well fuck mouthy little kids who are too dumb to NOT get caught by the police.

http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_3074.aspx If you thought I made that story up.