Eye Fucking

Oh, and other than eye fucking, catcalls. Catcalls are gross.

 

I'm the eye fuck master. I'm actually a certified in this sport.

Every morning when I (eventually) wake up, I go to my local post office to ship all the stock I sold the day before.

I walk in there like a grizzly bear, hungover and unshaven.

Theres a hot chick that works there that dresses in tight tops with healthly large breasts.

I look at her tits for a sec or two in my comatosed state, thinking about grabbing them, bending her over the PO counter and fucking her greedily.

Well the other day I was standing in the queue and she saw me and quickly put on a black top to cover herself... I knew it was obvious that she knew I was eye fucking her and she wanted me to know it.

Now the next time I went in there I didn't look at her at all. She served me and I looked at everything else instead.
Everytime I go in there now I do the same thing. Now she keeps trying to talk to me about random shit to strike a convo. Shes always like, "So whats in this package today?" WTF? Lose the tight tops and wear a burka FFS

 

HAHA! I read that! Well, I read the archive!! :cheers2:

 

i make it known - do not care if i am caught

only the creepers try to hide it

 

One of those who wants to be disturbed by people looking at her. Your not beautiful until guys eye fuck you. comical

 

If you wear sunglasses
you become a undercover leering expert

 

its not possibe or practicle to make it illigal,how the fuck is someone to know if there gettin fucked in someone elces head, its not something that is possible to make illigal, ther would be no way to enforce that law.

 

TBH DonaSoledad, I would find it incredibly hard not to eye fuck you. That was a
compliment btw...

 

Totally wouldn't eye-fuck the OP, btw.

 

how bout eye blow job? less committment and can still brag about it.

 

It's annoying, but I feel like what people are looking at and doing with their imaginations is their own business. I eye fuck every every one...Its good to not be obvious or intrusive though of course...

I deff..took this thread a lot more literally when I first clicked it- can't like, I'm little disappointed...I thought we were going to talk about whether or not it should be illigal to penetrate peoples eye sockets...

 

That would suck, i would hate to be sued or worse go to jail for thinking something. Btw how can you tell if someone is "eye fucking" you without verbal or written confirmation?!

 

..like butterfly kisses?

 

yes!!! i feel like you and i really identify with eachother. <3

 

I must weird but the thought that certain people are fucking me without my consent with their eyes is quite exciting.

 

well, me too but that dont make me weird. makes me like every other guy. feel free to eye fuck me all you want. I like to feel like you girls want me.

 

If a guy eye fucks another guy, does that make him gay?

 

yes

 

well, maybe not full gay but at least eye bi

 

ahahahaha penetrate peoples eye sockets :biggrin:

i'd rather be penis/vagina fucked than eye fucked..personally....
but it happens, take it as a compliment
i always kinda want to know if a guy's masturbating to my image
it's fascinating to me