UA commin' up, tips & tricks please!

So I have a court date for a non-drug related incident in about 6 days, I am going to be getting a single UA as part of my probation, if I pass, no UAs, if I fail, UAs...........

I've been smoking anywhere from a bowl to an eighth in a day for the last maybe year or so with few breaks... I want some advice on how to get myself clean.

I know "google it asshole", I want personal tricks, what works for you to get clean before a UA?

 

You're screwed. Six days isn't enough and if the UA is lab tested you can't tamper with it.

 

What's a UA?

And sorry, I have no advice for you

 

Urine analysis, IE a Piss Test.

 

get a wizinator, i think i spelled that right, you piss threw it and it filters out all the thc and shit in your piss leaving only the good, my friend had to use one of these for a test that his job made him do, and sure enough he passed it good luck

 

I'd love to know how that works.

 

get synthetic urine. saw this on youtube somewhere, but it registers as real urine and you wrap these heat pads they give you around it to keep a constant temp. I have personally heard it works.

 

yeah those synthetic urine's do work, but you gotta find the legit one's. I used it to pass a drug test to work at labcorp