Home made pussy

you cant just say "go have sex"
its not that easy...

girls tend to be be a little prude, and dont just like "hooking up"

 

hence the mango comment i left

 

oh, i never saw that movie.


anyways...
whats wrong with normal jackin?

xnxx.com is the best =]

 

i duno whats wrong with it
and i duno what a mango feels like, seems im a girl lol

and its a good film... u should see it

 

Whats that got to do with you and Raz, both presumably adults trying to push this little dude into something or making fun of him.

Seriously WTF?

 

hah hopefully not.. maybe a banana at the very least

have you seen my best friends girls... that movie was funny as hell

 

she was jokin, you wanna know what a vag feels like, have sex...
thats how you find out!

and i doubt because raz said "go have sex" hes guna run out and rape the next girl he sees...

come on...

i think he has a bit more sense

 

Yes, the guywas right, i am underge, but that does not stop me from masturbating, that is why they call it the masturbation forum, why is this such a big deal?

 

i didnt make it into a big deal... someone else did
got all worked up about it

 

why dont u talk to your mom about it. idk what relationship u have with ur mom but im 16 and she got me a fleshlight. its no biggy. its a normal thing. (masturbating)

 

I cant just go ask my mom for a fleshlight, my whole family on both sides are catholic, and strong followers, i myself dont follow the religion very much and it would be like a felon to ask my mom for a fleshlight

 

have sex have sex have sex have sex have sex have sex have sex have sex have sex have sex have sex have sex have sex have sex have sexz

 

Try buying some veal from the grocery store, a couple of halves, warm it up and try that.

 

Before I moved on to the FleshLight (which, quite fankly, is the best solution all round - many suppliers accept PayPal, so you don't need a credit card, and you can arrange delivery to your local Post Office, where you can collect. Packaging is totally discreet in a plain brown box) I got by with my own home made version, as follows...

Required:

Foam Rubber (as found inside a seat cushion).
Cling Film.
Masking / Duct Tape.

Method:

Cut 2 lengths of Foam Rubber, approximately 80cm x 40cm x 40cm (probably a simple matter of cutting the cushion in half).

Thoroughly wrap each length in several layers of Cling Film (the more layers, the better, for added strength).

Bind the ends of the wrapped Foam Rubber together, leaving the space in the centre an appropriate size to approximate the artificial vagina of your choice.

This can then be used to mount & hump, or by operating it manually from your usual masturbatory position. It also has the advantage that if you're concerned about it being found, you can easily conceal it within a cushion cover.

N.B.
Be sure to only use water based lube, such as KY or Durex Play, rather than oil based ones, such as Vaseline, as these will break down the chemical structure of the Cling Film, and you'll have to start all over again.

 

If you want to make a sex toy outa household items try this.

Go get a pair of waterwings, those that are used for swimming make sure there the type with 2 air chambers on each arm, these feel nicer - then when your horny slip it into bed apply some lube or even spit and slowly hump. The wider the waterwing the better so that your cock fits neatly inside.

The feeling of the PVC is very close to Latex used in the expensive toys and I love the that you can deflate or inflate it - If you want to cum quickly blow it up hard so it squeezes your cock hard.

Also the advantage to this is there cheap, easy to deflate you can roll one in a sock and store at the bottom of your draw, also if your mom finds it just say that you cannnot swim.

 

Ok guys thanks for all the good ideas, im gonna go wank now, this site gets me so hard

 

Down, Lassie, down,,

 

arty:arty:arty:arty:

 

Wait a minute... you said nothing else you've tried feels like a real vagina, so were asking us how to make something that did. And now you're telling us you're a virgin? How do you know what a real vagina feels like?

 

called a FiFi in jail