The missing 150 grams?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Vanilla Gorilla, Aug 1, 2009.

  1. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Just reading through an anatomy textbook.

    The average size of the adult male brain is 1600 grams, the average size of the adult female brain is 1450 grams

    What accounts for the 150 gram difference? ;)
     
  2. bird_migration

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    The male brain is directly linked to the penis, so there must be 150 grams of brain inside a penis.
     
  3. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Runs To Try And Weigh His Dick On His Nice New Digital Kitchen Scales.:D.

    Then Discovers They Require A Minimal Mass Of 10gms To Operate.:(.

    Proceeds To Smash Scales..:mad:.



    Cheers Glen.
     
  4. bird_migration

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    Maybe you don't have any brain in your penis, Gleng.
     
  5. simplistic

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    I think its to make skull fucking safer.
     
  6. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    I think I was expecting Jerry Seinfeld type answers, not Hannibal Lecter ones
     
  7. Fawkes

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    Well, duh!! Men are much smarter than women!! The extra 150 grams is extra computing power.

    When I read the title to this thread I thought it was going to be about some missing drugs.
     
  8. mutteredexpletives

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    Make sure you take your penis off the scale before smashing! :eek:
     
  9. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Yeah, I don't know why men would have a larger brain, they sure as hell don't use it. :D
     
  10. Fawkes

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    LOL silly girl
     
  11. nesta

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    neural development, like virtually all human development, is characterized by overproduction followed by systematic destruction of unnecessary features. take for instance, the hand. when formed, we have webbing between our fingers, but this is unnecessary and undesirable for several evolutionary reasons. therefore, before we are born the body eliminates the cells causing the webbing and sculpts our hands into recognizably human structures.

    similarly the brain is sculpted by eliminating certain parts based on number of factors. men and women have played different roles for humanity from an evolutionary point of view, and we have therefore developed slightly different structure and function in our brains. this has no bearing whatsoever on capacity for higher mental faculties.

    women's brains are a different size than do men's partially because women in general are of a smaller build and have a smaller skull capacity, but also because they are sculpted to work in a slightly different manner.
     
  12. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Besides what nesta said, they have to have some place to keep all the sex thoughts.
     
  13. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    actually, there is 150 grams of brain in my head and 1450 in my penis...
     
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