Fuck the South

Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep.

And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really?

Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the fucking sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?

No, No. Get the fuck out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for fucking blue states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their fucking Subarus together and broken off from New York a little earlier. Get it? We started this shit, so don't get all uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads. Fuck off.

Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being fucking arrogant? What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies? I don't think so. Arrogance is the fucking cornerstone of what it means to be American. And I wouldn't be so fucking arrogant if I wasn't paying for your fucking bridges, bitch.

All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, it’s a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.

The next dickwad who says, "It’s your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal fucking dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess. That’s right, motherfucker, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most? It’s too easy, asshole, they’re blue states. It’s not your money, assholes, it’s fucking our money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: buy your own fucking stop signs, assholes.

Let’s talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you fucking Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can you guess? It’s fucking Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that’s right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the fucking nation. Think that’s just some aberration? How about this: 9 of the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue states, asshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to fucking guess? 10 of the top 10 are fucking red-ass we're-so-fucking-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt is doing its fucking part.

But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you? Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards. Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? Cause we fucking get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're fucking towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us fucking Northerners don't talk about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you self-righteous assholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the fucking Northeast Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain't us up here in the North, assholes.

Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.

And no, you can't have your fucking convention in New York next time. Fuck off.


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For someone who eats, I mean cleans carpets, The above was sure a fucking mouthful. My fingers were tired just reading it, but just for old times, I'll say they can all fuck of too. I guess that would apply to me, so I'll just fuck myself.

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............You know, that felt GOOOOOOOOOOOD.

 

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You know, according to your location thing, you're not even an American.

 

^^haha, you're right.

 

Don't fuck the south, just fuck the stupid imbread mother fucking hicks that live here.
Not me though, cause I'm cool as shit.

 

Allll I See On This Site Is One Big Sterio-type Conflicted Mess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Then leave.

 

All i can say is thank you. I thought i would never get to sleep tonite

 

what are you talking about?? you live in fucking arkansas.

 

Y'all can suck my rebel dick.

 

HAHAHA!!! You tell em olhippie!!

 

*LoL* Suck my rebel dick?

I hate the stereotype that we get here in Texas... that we're all gun totin' bible thumpin' rednecks. Anyone who would generalize us like that is clearly misinformed...

 

That was such a pleasure to read.


I say that with honey-dipped sarcasm the way only a southerner can.

Bless your heart.

I'm from the south and proud of it. I have friends from different cultures all over the world, I voted for Kerry, and I'm not a Bible thumper... sorry to disappoint you in your stereotypical rage against all southerners... You seem very pissed off, hope things get better for you.

 

I am a southerner too. Born and raised and I voted for Kerry and felt the same gut wrentching sadness at his losing as everyone else. We don't all take from the north and think of ourselves as the original America. I believe that gays and lesbians should have the right to marriage the same as everyone else. And we voted on that for our state too. Or at least against an amendment to outlaw it here. I agree with SingflowerCat, you seem very pissed off. I hope things get better for you too! All of us southerners are not what you are portraying us to be.

 

Just don't let 'em leave the nation for another couple weeks...I don't want to have to go thru a north/south border patrol when I'm in the middle of moving.

 

Well, um, no.
Nice try though.

 

yes I am pissed off,48% of the population is now not represented by the prez or the congress.Many of you wanted to leave their redneck states and go to new york to "protest"in the meantime your fucking state voted imperilism back into power.We may have a steroid ridden gov,but californicate voted for the people.

 

YOU SAID IT BUDDY!

 

After the ignorance in the first paragraph smacked me in the face, I didn't waste my time reading the rest. I suggest you go study the Civil War, and whatever else you made false claims about in this post.

This thread fucking sucks, and made my head hurt.