Award yourself!

I award myself the world skin prize for being naked all day.

Now award yourself something.

 

I award myself, the award for being the second person to post in this thread.

 

I will award myself Lea. And I will use my award to full sexual potential.

 

I award myself the booby prize for not thinking of that one.

 

Worse even, I will award you the 'Blue Footed Booby' award.

 

I now award myself The World Hopping Award for spilling hot soup on my foot.

 

And the award for sitting around on his arse all day three days in a row talking shite on the internet goes to.....

 

hmmm You might have to share that award.

 

I award myself with first person to stuff Lea in a bag to kidnap...

 

i award myself for being a self-proclaimed bad mamma jamma

 

Jamelia! Aii

 

I award myself for having the least awards.

 

I award myself the golden palm award for lying in bed with a huge boner.

 

I award myself the golden pitchfork because I had to clean out horse stalls all day.

 

I award myself the boredom award. I'm sick of insomnia.

 

I've heard the best thing for insomnia is to get plenty of sleep.