Mens balls..Love them or Hate them?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by mystical_shroom, Aug 19, 2004.

  1. Darth_Babyus

    Darth_Babyus Member

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    I always wondered how the hell did cowboys jump on their horses from a height.
     
  2. Al13n

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    heh yeah :D I hate riding horses as my balls end up drifting back then i try to sit and squish them :(
     
  3. Small_Brown

    Small_Brown Senior Member

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    Having balls sucks :( I hate mine..theyre always in the way and I have SOOOOO many problems with them..ugh. Hafta wear a jock for the rest of my life to keep em up...or else it hurts like hell :(
     
  4. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    you only have one ball?
     
  5. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    do you really, why is that?
     
  6. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    do you have to remind yourself everytime you sit down to watch out for your balls...

    Balls come with so many dos and donts :D
     
  7. grow your own music

    grow your own music el kabong

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    I think somebody has a thingfor balls.;)
     
  8. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    hahah, no, its just that you always see threads about womens, boobs, bums, and bodies, and this one is for the fellas i thought it was due :D
    and plus, we hardly hear anything about balls, and how women feel about balls :D
     
  9. grow your own music

    grow your own music el kabong

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    ...or how they feel them.
     
  10. Al13n

    Al13n Member

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    yeah :D when you dont you may hurt something
     
  11. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    geez, balls sound like such a hassle to have..I would wrap caution tape around mine :D
     
  12. grow your own music

    grow your own music el kabong

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    Tried that...hurts like hell when you pull it off
     
  13. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    haha :D ya know, I dont doubt that you actually did that :D
     
  14. grow your own music

    grow your own music el kabong

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    WOOO HOOO....I did have a freind that put icy hot on his nads:eek:
     
  15. kppdlevel1

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    That song rocks!
     
  16. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    wtf :D hope he's the smart one of the group ;)
     
  17. kppdlevel1

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    Balls aren't really a hassle like you would think. They're just there and they serve a purpose when the situation "arisies" if you will. There's no need to be afraid of the zip up because that really doesn't happen. Unless you're drunk or something I would imagine. If you're sober and zipping up your pants, all guys are subconsciouslly aware of where their balls are in relation to the zipper.
     
  18. grow your own music

    grow your own music el kabong

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    Ohh yea...He was the singer in the band i was in....I'm not making this up..
    "Tom, I had this green bump on my dick, but I got it off"

    me "How'd you do that Toby?"

    Toby "I brought some meratic acid home from work and put it on it. That sumbutch is gone"

    Yea, he's a smart one. He can sing like an angel though.
     
  19. grow your own music

    grow your own music el kabong

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    Ya gotta watch the 'ole peter head though:eek:
     
  20. kppdlevel1

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    True that, but I've never had any problems. I just make sure he's nice and tucked into my boxers.
     

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