Why do Starbucks make such shit coffee?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Vanilla Gorilla, Aug 3, 2009.

  1. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Was at a different site than I usually am yesterday, the only thing around in the way of coffee at lunchtime was a Starbucks.

    I knew I was going to be disappointed, but I still went anyway, and yep again I got a Large Mocha that tasted like dishwater and was barely warm.


    Starbucks and Mickey D's always perplex me, are we all that much suckers for getting swamped with advertising that we keep these brands afloat? Both chains have shit food / beverages, I can only guess they are still big cos of all the advertising they throw eveywhere.

    Anyone ever worked in a Starbucks? There seems to be a lot of them, and yet they make the shittest coffee.

    Why is it so?
     
  2. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    Because they can.
     
  3. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Because the consumers have a shit taste in coffee.

    I refuse to drink Starbucks coffee. It's not coffee, it's shit.
     
  4. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    never had a starbucks. im not stupid enough to pay what is it,, 3 or 4 bucks for a cup of coffee?

    thats ridiculous..
     
  5. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    well, it's cheap to make shit coffee. so by paying less to make the coffee, and still charging full price, they are able to maximize their profits.
     
  6. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    I've never been to starbucks either. We have plenty of cute little Italian restaurants with alfresco coffee stalls that make perfect coffee at half the price.
     
  7. whimbrel

    whimbrel Wasteland Soldier

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    coffee is gross. i feel sorry for people who need 3 big cups of it to get through their day
     
  8. White_Horse_Mescalito

    White_Horse_Mescalito ""

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    coffee for yuppies ;)
     
  9. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    All I need is a restaurant or coffee shop that serves Illy.
     
  10. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Because it's like totally about the image 'n' stuff. You can go there and order a $7 coffee and use lots of big words to impress people.
     
  11. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    I like Vittoria.
     
  12. BraveSirRubin

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    Hell, it's next to impossible to find Illy in non-super rich and yuppie places, so I'll be happy with what I get.

    Image at Starbucks? Maybe in NYC.

    Otherwise... it's just a bunch of random yuppies. Unless you're really into impressing strangers in the coffee line?
     
  13. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    I wouldn't know, I'm not a yuppie.
     
  14. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I've never been to a Starbucks. I had a sip of an almond Italian soda from there once. It was okay. The old coffee shop that used to be in the student union at the university had way better for way less.
     
  15. metalgypsy

    metalgypsy Member

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    I had no idea that they have italian soda.
     
  16. TheMagneticHeadache

    TheMagneticHeadache Banned

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    Starbucks puts metal in their coffee.
     
  17. BraveSirRubin

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    I wish. I do like my coffee just like I like my metal.
     
  18. xhippykid

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    I never went back when they made me put my own milk and sugar in the coffee i ordered.

    Yes I'm lazy and prefer Dunkin Doughnuts.
     
  19. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I think it's a pretty standard thing in coffee shops. Every one I've ever been to has had it.
     
  20. Samuel Clemens

    Samuel Clemens Banned

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    They burn their coffee beans on purpose as a signature I believe

    Also people go to places like McDonalds and StarBucks for consistency not quality
     

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