I have discvoered the goal of life!

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by soulrebel51, Nov 11, 2004.

  1. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    And it is to experience orgasms.

    I mean, can any of you name something greater?
     
  2. Maes

    Maes Senior Member

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    in the future, we'll pay for the machines that'll give us electrical orgasms. Then what? Maybe the goal of life is to get what you can not get. not the greatest thing because it changes all the time.
     
  3. spooner

    spooner is done.

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    Gimme Heroin...
     
  4. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    I think that the feeling of the orgasm has remained the same over all time.
     
  5. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

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    Somebody sure likes his wankey. :p

    I don't think there could be one unified goal, since we are all individuals. If there was one common goal, it would be to reach the point of pure happiness and contentment, and how to reach that would vary from person to person. My own goal is to make other people happy, because that is what makes me happy. To find what people want from me, and do my best to give it to them. I admt, that kind of thought process is a bit Suzie Homemaker-ish, but I can't always help it. :p It would sure do me good, to do you good, as the song says.

    All we can do is try to make the most of what we are given.

    Chuck, if that means you have to jack yourself silly, so be it. :D
     
  6. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    Hahaha, those penis references cracked me up :D



    My own goal in life is to be happy, and that mostly involves music, helping people, and doing good for Mother Earth. What I meant was that the greatest physical feeling anyone can feel is the orgasm ;)
     
  7. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

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  8. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    It's true. I challenge you to name something else!
     
  9. Maes

    Maes Senior Member

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    I agree, but I think it will be an ordinary thing, just like watching TV. I mean I dont think people used to fall in love back in the 12th century in Europe. (of course there might have been individual cases but marriages dependant on love was not common. It was mostly political marriages).

    So, I think the sophistication of human pleassures is rising.
     
  10. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    Backwards doggy style can fix that ;)
     
  11. Bug*Man

    Bug*Man Banned

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    I think your mom's orgasms were pretty darn great also.
     
  12. Frog_On_Ice

    Frog_On_Ice Watercolor Paradise

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    I had this great dream last night I wished it was real I had 5 blond groupies all in white low cut tops and on the top was some logo and white hotpants, that was such a good dream :D
     
  13. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

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    Hotpants! :D Good dream indeed! :D
     
  14. spacecakegirl

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    what do you have with orgasms?!
     
  15. spacecakegirl

    spacecakegirl Member

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    i was talking to Southrebel51...
     
  16. Frog_On_Ice

    Frog_On_Ice Watercolor Paradise

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    you ask that with that sig of the beatles :p
     
  17. Frog_On_Ice

    Frog_On_Ice Watercolor Paradise

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    when did he become southrebel51? :p
     
  18. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    Um..you have orgasms.
     
  19. Frog_On_Ice

    Frog_On_Ice Watercolor Paradise

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    my last two posts sound mean but arnt mean just playful lol just so everyone knows that I'm not mean I just have a fetish for girls in hotpants right now lol which is why I'm feeling playful, ok I'm going to shutup before this sounds anymore wrong lol :eek:
     
  20. Bug*Man

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    ...and usually a long walk home afterward.
     
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