Weird, I just used the word quip about five minutes ago, and I never use that word. And it was before I saw this thread.
Sorry, but you are all completety incorrect, and what is more, this thread has epically failed on a scale never seen before this week in RT. The correct answer was: There's a moose, loose, aboot this hoose! face eater came closest with his answer of 'a moose', and for that he might get a rep if he reps me first for my joke about him in his thread.