do you suffer from...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by MaryJBlaze, Aug 5, 2009.

  1. MaryJBlaze

    MaryJBlaze eleven

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    NO REP?

    or worse yet...

    BAD rep????
    :eek:



    NO problem!!




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    unlike face eater I will not insult you or question why you're here, I'm not here to judge...we're all in the same boat here my friends, answer these few quick questions to find out if YOU qualify for the MJB rep lending services.

    1. did you first leave me rep? if so, for what?
    (in cases of negative rep, what were your reasons and are you apologizing?)

    2.will you give me your first born child in exchange for rep (in the event of no child I will take a kidney instead)

    3. Have you posted n0odz?

    if yes: where can I find them (insert link here)
    if no: please go ahead and post them now.

    *some restrictions apply and may be changed at any time for any reason-rep left may be negative or positive and cannot be guaranteed, rep may take up to 549 hours to appear- please wait that long before calling our customer service line.*
     
  2. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    I have good rep, but I'll give you my first born anyway. deal?

    Also, while I have not posted nudes, there is a pic of my massive cleavage floating round the member galleries.. in scr's gallery.. figure it out if yauntoo.
     
  3. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    Cut the red tape and head on back to Face Eater's no bullshit rep service.

    Zero gayness guaranteed.
     
  4. MaryJBlaze

    MaryJBlaze eleven

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    hilder its a deal:D
     
  5. MaryJBlaze

    MaryJBlaze eleven

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    its pure bullshit, you gave me an IOU and I still aint got my rep nigga:mad::toetap05:
     
  6. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    I just suffer period. :(
     
  7. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    "You have given out too much rep in the last 24 hours. Try again later."

    Its going to take me at least 6 months to get to you. Unless you have 400 aliases you're gonna have the same problem. Get out of the business before it destroys you!!!!
     
  8. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    I will give you both of my kidneys and a plaster molding of my cock for rep.
    I really need 2 little green turds.
     
  9. TheMagneticHeadache

    TheMagneticHeadache Banned

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    IOU's are BULLSHIT!
     
  10. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    ^ Didn't I give you rep for your sig? :toetap05: Don't complain. :p

    MJB, I don't want anymore rep thank you. I like the aura thingy. But can you let me know when I did last give you rep? I wish I had a 'history' of it. :eek:
     
  11. MaryJBlaze

    MaryJBlaze eleven

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    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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  13. TheMagneticHeadache

    TheMagneticHeadache Banned

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    Lol, I said IOU's, not reps! Reps are real things, IOU's are empty promises

    EMPTY PROMISES
     
  14. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    1) no

    2) no

    3) no, but there's a nice pic of my ass in piaf's visitor messages, if you must see what i have to offer. [​IMG]
     
  15. MaryJBlaze

    MaryJBlaze eleven

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    that wasn't no0d I'mmy, that was underwear, I want some full nudity dammit!!!
     
  16. Samuel Clemens

    Samuel Clemens Banned

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    You are very picky
     
  17. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Mary is the Dig'em of rep.

    [​IMG]

    Gimme a smack, and I'll smack ya back!
     
  18. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    You gave me rep once, it was bad. Makes me curl up into a ball and weep every time I see it. That big red dot haunts me..
     
  19. moon_flower

    moon_flower Banned

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    You've given me rep once. I gave you rep back.
    You cannot have Alexis, but if you need a kidney, I'm your gal. :biggrin:
    And, I have a hot picture of my butt in some cheetah pantehs. And, a picture of me in a babydoll nighy, but I'm laying in bed so you can see my side and my boob minus the nipple.
     
  20. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    I wanna see!!!
     
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