I think I should be appointed King of RT

I think the time has come when Random Thoughts should be a Monarchy, and I should be appointed King of you all.

You all can be my subjects (*cough cough bitches cough cough) and everyone has to do what I say.

Dont think my post count is big enough?, I've actually made 50,000 posts in the last week, but as post count doesnt in RT, In reality I have a bigger post count than all of you.

And that will be my first act as King, put Skip in an Iron Mask, lock him in a cell and make every RT post = 10 regular posts

 

I just love self appointed kings.

*cough cough*

 

why?

 

you just want to be king so you can sleep with all the lovely women

 

Errrr.....yeah, I dont think thats it

 

I never slept with Prince Charles, have any of you?

 

:icon_bs:

 

Wimmenz?!? Where?!?

 

I think a King is a wonderful idea.

A figurehead that we can blame everything on.

Then we overthrow the King and put his neck in a guillotine.

Just like those French Bastards did.:cheers2:

 

And save you lot from the Brits....again

 

Off-topic much?

But wait, he's the King!

 

Hate to inform you of this... actually that's a lie... it's a pleasure to do so


I have been self appointed king for many years now

You may be my second in command...

 

Careful what you wish for, didnt the Pharoah kings have eunich servants

Dont worry though, I'd be dead against the chop, like having a Martini without the olive

 

I'd just want a reason...

this works...

Long live the king.

Oh, god, oh, god. hahahahahahahaha

*tear*

You're no even manly enough to be king... queen, maybe, but good try young trout.

 

i've been liking you more and more newbie

 

I must be either the jester or the town drunk

 

ok..

 

RT should be an Oligarchy.