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Random Thoughts Dating Consultant


Are you bored?

Are you lonely?

Are you sexually frustrated because even your hand won't give you the time of day?

Enraged Angel at your service! Describe your dating deli-mas and I will provide you with my expertise to get you, yes YOU out of the rut.

 

My girlfriend is too sexually demanding.


.....In the bedroom.

 

Unless it's with you I'm not interested.

 

Too kinky, or she wants it too often?

 

Oh you... I'm damaged goods, you'd just send me back.

 

Well... I lied, so neither.

But if I had to choose I'd rather it be too kinky... Then I wouldn't be avoiding normal sex.

 

so what are we dating now? am i supposed to buy you dinner or something?

 

I don't take kindly to liars.

Suck it up...

 

Did you read the post?

From here on out, you will be known as the village idiot.

Yes.

 

You think I'm fresh out of the can? I grew up in the 60's and 70's.

 

haha

I'd say more, but I'd get myself in trouble.

I'll just say I'm in need of some fine tuning. :cheers2:

 

I have a screwdriver!!!

 

No thanks, my hand and I went to counseling, and we decided to try and work things out.

 

I have not seen boobs in some time

You could show me some or convince some others to do so

 

hahahahah :biggrin:

That is good to hear. If things are not going well feel free to contact me... here's my card:

 

Thought you'd like that one.

 

I can give you advice, if you'd like to see my boobs you must have something good to offer up on the table.

If you would like to see boobs else where, get your date intoxiated and it will be easy as pie.

 

That is a low thing to do

I guess it does work for others though *laughs*

 

I got you a solution.

 

It is only a solution if it solves my problem

Thus you have not offered a solution at all