lulz this one is funny 1st person: Happy early fathers day! 2nd person: I'm not a father 1st person: about that... and this one is funny - of course she is the first one to get pregnant, she was the one asking our middle school teacher how many calories was in sperm
that is such a great website, haha. I had 2 x g/fs on the same day tell me about that website & how it reminded them of me. Some of those are so hilarious.
Well, your mother and I loved you once, but you've gone to hell with your pot and your LSD, and we don't know the area code. :toetap05:
erm... dad, I get straight A's, all honors/ap courses, i can't really get them up... and it's summer.
Good job son. If you're diligent in your studies, I'll get you a summer job at the hardware store. Reverend Flatbush has some weeds that need pruning as well.
what if you just put hotdogs in your bong with the water in there? do people put things in their bongs? like those little mechanical fish?
purp, those things are too big, and get thrown around when you inhale. i DO NOT know this by experience.
here are a couple: Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened. she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe? im drinking this country out of the recession. EDIT: weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I filled my bong up with milk one time. It bubbled all the way up quickly and wouldnt go back down. weedsmoke filled milk bubbles.
