would you get a lapdance from a midget stripper?

some midget pornstar occasionally strips at this club near where i live. i've thought about going out there when she's there just for shock value. would you do it?

 

what the heck?

 

no ........beacuse ..........im a girl...wierd.........

 

Does she have a pretty face? Because I've met some midgets who are attractive, and somewhat well proportioned for their height. But I wouldn't pay money to get a dance from them.

 

hhahahahah :rofl:

i wouldnt, just because i'd laugh and feel bad..
love to see it though, in a weird way :rofl:

it would be one of them times, you really dont wanna look, but you cant stop looking

 

hell yeah! just to say I did.....

 

Why not?

 

went on R&R in the Philippines and there was a bar with a midget stripper, I dont think I ever laughed so hard in my life.. A gook midget..:rofl:

 

if wasn't payin for it

 

Just to say I did it. I wouldn't be trying to get "happy" watching though.

 

If she's too short to dance on you then you could always pick her up and bounce her up and down on your lap.

 

Bridget the Midget is awesome!! http://www.irockstarnow.com/2009/10/bridget-the-midget-interview-part-1/

I donno, she's kinda hot, don't you think?

 

Half a lapdance.

 

I wouldn't get a lapdance, period.

Unless maybe my girlfriend was getting a lapdance too, that could possibly make it amusing.

It's not a very fun concept to me, to get teased by a stranger and not be allowed to do anything about it.

 

wow i cant even remember writing in this thread!

 

laughing is part of entertainment... a professional dancer probably wouldnt care as long as your happy, hence laughter...

 

For the lulz yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

nope.

 

no, because i'm not attracted to midgets

and even if i was, i don't think i could handle having a boner literally in a strippers face.

 

You know, looking at the threads some people create here, it really convinces me-there really is such a thing as people that have too much time on their hands :afro: