Sex club

Well,a guy is going to start a sex club here in Springfield for consenting adults.100 bucks for single women for a year;250 for couples;450 for single men.Oh,I sense big trouble on this one.(spare change anyone?)

 

$450???????????????..fuck that...

 

Why would any man pay to go to what will most certainly be a sausagefest of moustachioed "gentlemen"?

 

what's a sex club?

 

my guess: like an organization that does swing parties, but singles allowed, not just couples

 

most definitely a sausage fest $450 aint shit compared to hooker prices

 

Consenting adults can join and there will be a common area for people to scope each other out and there are bedrooms to retire to.It's basically a swingers club.Ahh there's nothing like having sex on a sticky bed after 50 other people.Yikes!

 

I was thinking the blue noses will probably raise hell,but maybe not.Here in Oregon the girls get completely naked and I've seen 'em stick the business end of themselves about 3 inches from a guys face.

 

I bet the hundreds of dollars collected will be for endless supply of condoms, proper cleaning of the bedrooms/fresh sheets and all?

 

Is that legal in Oregon?

Have you ever seen the movie "Eyes Wide Shut"? That's an upper-end sex club. For the low end, think frat party for people who aren't in college. :ack2:

Nude strip clubs are legal in all 50 US states, but 47 states don't allow them to sell alcohol, which is a financial death sentence in most cities. Health officials worry about clouded judgment in situations where diseases could easily be passed around.

Both kinds of clubs operate in the area where I live, but the prettiest girls only work the topless clubs. The customers in the topless clubs are also a step up, partly because of the perception that these clubs are cleaner and safer than the nude clubs.

 

I've been a couple times here with my kids.The girls looked pretty nice in Eugene,but I hear there're skanks here in Springfield.Workin' to get meth I hear.Actually I don't really like to go--it feels stupid.

 

Are they gonna clean the beds between sexings? :ack2:

 

No, they will be constantly covered in spooge.

 

Yummy! Where do I sign up?

 

Do they think $450 is going to stop guys from joining? Nooo! You'll end up with 2 hot chicks (read Penny and moon), 30 ugly 40+ chicks and 300 40+ bald guys (like me).

 

I got dibs on the ugliest, oldest chick. :biggrin:

 

Maybe a few cougars... right?

 

with my kids?????

 

Never seen a hetero one.

"Gay" ones, full of guys with tan lines on their ring finger

 

You're not going to get women to pay $100. If women aren't free, you will never get the supply of bi chicks that make swing/sex clubs possible.

You've heard it here first.

 

there's a reason swing clubs work - it's couples only. no matter whether you get some or not, there is an even ratio and you can pair off