cum sandwich!?!

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by allthesmallthings, Aug 9, 2009.

  1. allthesmallthings

    allthesmallthings Member

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    Well Yesterday I was working at the Burger King kiosk at my movie theater and the other person I was working with went on break. So I was by myself and I had a massive hard on. So with caution I pulled it out and started to jack off. I slowly rubbed up against the stainless steel and stroked it all the while keeping my calm and not being suspicious. As I was pleasuring myself I was delighted by the presence of one of my female co-workers who had come to see a movie that day because she was off from work. She was wearing these skin tight black silk tights that caressed her J-lo shaped ass and her face was a s cute as ever with her blond hair flowing to her bust line which was showing a little cleavage. I still had my Dick out and needed to get rid of it fast. I asked her what she wanted to order from behind the counter and she replied that she needed a chicken sandwich! so quickly thinking, My cock was about to erupt so I splooged all over the bun which i was surprised that i covered and I passed it off as mayo. I gave her the sandwich and she ate it without hesitation. I was soooo turned on by this that I continued to masturbate behind the counter and every time she looked at me i smiled.

    so ya i was just wondering if anyone else has had an experience like this and is willing to share and if not maybe you could give me some suggestions for next time lmao!
     
  2. raz5

    raz5 زینب

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    that's sort of pretty actually very nasty
     
  3. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    oh me oh my... i would kick your ass if you did that to my burger :frown:
     
  4. TheMagneticHeadache

    TheMagneticHeadache Banned

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  5. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    I'm sure this did not happen and if it did you are nasty.
     
  6. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Would have been funnier if you had slid in a Whopper innuendo
     
  7. 305MSTRB8R

    305MSTRB8R Member

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    I call BULLSHIT!
     
  8. allthesmallthings

    allthesmallthings Member

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    Wow didn't think people would be so up tight? and yes I did do this It's easier then it sounds (god that doesn't sound good!)
     
  9. banana skin

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    Wow..........................................................................................................im never eating another wopper, i dont care what the king says.................wow.........
     
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    well its to bad this sites server is in holland, cause Id vote to track your isp and bring you up on charges..
     
  11. atla23

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    wtf dude? not only is this just outright nasty but you could have given her something
     
  12. allthesmallthings

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    well this thread is going no where so I'm going to give a big appology to the ones I offended and just to clear things up This was a troll And I will never troll again, just wanted to see the reaction lmfao sorry!
     
  13. Face Eater

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    Best story ever.
     
  14. NNDimethyltryptaDream

    NNDimethyltryptaDream Member

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    I just ate a Whopper... Im going to puke now
     
  15. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

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    I thought it was pretty obvious it was fake from the start for a multitude of reasons.
    There's never only 2 at a burger bar.
    Semen has a totally different consistency & taste to mayo. I know Burger Kings are pretty crappy, but no way could that have been passed of as the real thing.

    You really should work on your imagination before putting together fantasies.
     
  16. Face Eater

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    You have no sense of humour.
     
  17. allthesmallthings

    allthesmallthings Member

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    Actually there is some truth to this story lol I do work at a "Burger bar" and It is mandatory that we at least have two people working at the kiosk. So you're wrong on that one and the second truth is that I have successfully jacked off while I was working But the girl was at a distance and it gave me this idea for a story!

    Btw, how do you know what semen tastes like? lmao!
     

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