Mens balls..Love them or Hate them?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by mystical_shroom, Aug 19, 2004.

  1. grow your own music

    grow your own music el kabong

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    I haven't worn underware since the summer I spent on the DMZ in Korea (1990) ...needless to say I've pulled that stunt twice...it hurts. One of those deals that hurts so bad you can't unzip it. ooohhhh boy....peter meat caught up! OK, I'm laughing so hard at the though, my fucking cheek hurt.
     
  2. kppdlevel1

    kppdlevel1 Member

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    I have to say I'm cringing at the thought.
     
  3. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I would just wear elastic pants all the time for the rest of my life...
     
  4. kppdlevel1

    kppdlevel1 Member

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    I don't think that would be necessary Shroom, for I have balls and I wear jeans.
     
  5. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    well I am slow and retarded so it would probably be a good thing for me if I wore elastic pants ;) :D
     
  6. kppdlevel1

    kppdlevel1 Member

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    Well I wouldn't go nearly that far.
     
  7. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    haha, but I would :D
     
  8. kppdlevel1

    kppdlevel1 Member

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    I don't think you're being very fair to yourself.
     
  9. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    If you knew me you would think otherwise ;) hehe
     
  10. hotredhead

    hotredhead Guest

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    I love balls...but guys, for heaven's sake...keep those boys shaved will ya?
     
  11. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Noooooooo, shaved balls are a negatory....
    I love me some hairy balls :D
    but people are different...
    But I think shaved balls look like Dr. Evils shaved cat on austin powers :D
    but think pubs are sex on guys and shaved twig and berries are a little strange :D
     
  12. hotredhead

    hotredhead Guest

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    Well ok, but they could at least trim them if they are not going to shave. I prefer the boys shaved, and the rest trimmed.
     
  13. Small_Brown

    Small_Brown Senior Member

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    Because I had an accumulation of fluid inside(200ml)...and had to get it drained. I went through a VERY VERY painful surgery. Now the "tubes" inside have retracted up inside of me and I hafta keep em up or else they stretch and it burns like CRAZY :&
     
  14. alex714

    alex714 To the Left

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    i agree
    shaved balls dont fly with me
    i dunno why.....its not that its extra sexy...i just dont like em shaved.
     
  15. ntphishin

    ntphishin Member

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    I've never considered shaving. Its hard enough shaving my face! The last thing I wan to have to start is shaving my bumpy, hangy, sensitive balls. In general I guess I prefer whatever is natural, or at least whatever is most comfortable. For example, not shaving my face might be more natural, but all I can grow is a stubbly fuzz that makes my face itch, so I shave it. But ball hair doesn't bother me at all, and shaving it would be major pain in the nuts.

    On the general topic of loving/hating balls - I kind of feel sorry for you girls. Balls seem pretty hideous to me. I like mine, but only because it feels good to hold them, but they're still ugly to look at.
     
  16. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

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    balls are ok, a bit weird looking... shaving them? no thanks, stubble on the balls doesnt sound too great. great thing about being a girl is no rearraging! and its not as bad (although it is still pretty damn bad) if you get kicked there. actually once i kicked my sister there and she cried for ages, yeah i was an evil kid.

    does anyone know the expression, "testepop"??? the other day in one of my lectures some friends of mine were saying that the lecturer had testepopped, and i thought it meant they could hear his balls popping or something! which im thinking would be majorly painful!! but they said its when a guys voice cracks... apparently everyone knows this?!
     
  17. WutheringHeights

    WutheringHeights Member

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    I shave everything down there!! It's divine!

    Never heard of testepopping. Sounds like a joke to me.
     
  18. tigerlily

    tigerlily proud mama

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    wow, this is a VERY interesting thread.... hehe, thanks shroom... i learned alot today [​IMG]

    (i haven't heard of testepopping either.. hehe, maybe they were just pulling your leg...)
     
  19. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    hahaha :D you're welcome :D
     
  20. girl81_uk

    girl81_uk Member

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    Whats there to hate? Sure they are not pretty but it can be pretty soothing to play around with them!
     

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