Tdtf

Anyone knows what that means? I will explain my dilemma before I unveil the acronym:

I didn't masturbate today. I was meh. I could, or I could not. I decided for the latter since I'm supposed to meet my girlfriend tomorrow. However, we're going to a party first with her brother, which means I will probably be TDTF anyway.

And that probably means I not masturbated in vain.

 

too drunk to fuck.

 

Whoa! I didn't think you were that smart.

 

You're quick.

I have been drinking way too much, too. Too much to even pay attention to Nick Jr.

 

:rofl:

 

I've never been drunk, or fucked, I was more thinking these were the lacking qualifications that wacked shit out here.

 

Are you at work cherea? Just do it under the desk, its easier than you think.

 

Oh no! You didn't masturbate yesterday? What is WRONG with you Cherea? I'm really worried! Are you feeling okay?

Sorry, I'm in a silly mood today, don't mind me.