I guess I would go with hourglass? Although my measurements are off. Hips at 37 inches, waist at 26 inches, chest at 34 inches. Yes, I do actually measure myself every few months, gotta see what my workouts are doing. *blushes*
No, I don't look at you and think fat at all. You are definitely not a lardass. How mean! I think I would classify you as husky.
Since I won't hurt your feelings: You are a stereotypical stinking, fat, unhealthy, ignorant American.
My measurements are 37", 31", 39" so technically I'm a pear-shape, but I can pull off an hourglass figure because my shoulders are so broad. Lost about 10 pounds since this was taken... Exhibits the crazy white-girl booty I have, though. Rat, I love the red hair!