i don't have anything i care too much about to name. in college we had a small collection that everybody who visted knew by name - because those names were earned. like a nick name, you can't just choose your own - it must be bestowed upon you by another. not that a smoking utensil could name itself.
My bong's name was Black Betty, but it broke earlier this summer. My friend gave me his pipe cause he quit smoking, and he named it Camille.
My old bowl was named Lovely. It was brown with a tan stripe and it looked like a Carl to me, but my friend said it was "so small and nice" and it reminded her of an old lady (?) so she demanded it be called Lovely. I grew to love the name, but it has been found/confiscated by my mom My friend has a bong that's supposedly been passed down through generations and is something like 20 years old named Father Time; I love it Another friend of mine had a bubbler named Bobby the Ballsack because all his friends agreed that it looked like a ballsack... go figure. It broke