I want to pet my pussy

I miss my kitty cat I was tempted to get a kitten when I saw some people giving them away the other day, but my apartment has a no pets policy.

 

Seeing as you no longer have a cat you're talking about something else right?

 

I feel sorry for all those spermies that are going to go to waste from some members fapping over the innuendo of this thread title. Poor little things, swimming around the bottom of the toilet bowl or shower drain.

"Dude, where's the egg, anyone seen the egg?"
"Man there is no egg here, we never trained for this"

 

I am limp as a piece of old celery.

 

Its also 11 minutes in between your first post and second post in this thread, you aint fooling anyone

 

Oh god, you've got me. I mean, I managed to post in about 10 other threads while fapping

That takes skill

 

I Live With Six Pussies...


Does That Make Me A "Fappoholic"....



Cheers Glen.

 

I hate cats. They are quite disgusting and they shed.

Cats=Death.

 

cats =fail

pussy = win

 

Nice one sadie.

:rofl: