if you have issues with me

Make a queue behind the large shiny cubicle

it is a machine for fucking yourself.

please, no more than one at a time, and do not pull the levers, you might hurt yourself.


management is not responsible for injuries, lost jewelry, virginity, dignity, status in the community, etc.

 

Its good to have issues then as long as this is a free ride.

 

there is a bi-annual maintenance fee, but that's only for heavy users.

 

you own a sybian????

 

"large shiny cubicle"

it's actually more of a phone booth with some silver spray paint on it and some monkeys who I got from the SPCA, apparently they were rescued from somewhere in hollywood with some un-natural training....

 

sounds like GlenGlen will enjoy it

 

People in here don't know what a Sybian is, which is rather surprising among the degenerate group of hedonists we have in here (lol). Everyone was like, " Huh?? What is a Sybian??"

 

"Just a google away"

 

I don't have issues with you..

I can't actually think of someone who does.

 

I don't have any issues with you, Dave, but I will have to spend some time in your masturbation box anyway.

 

oh, they exist

 

In your mind?

 

in the wilds of RT.

I can actually name names, REALLY easily.

 

Even I have issues with some people.

It's life, I suppose.

 

more that I am really easy to hate.

 

Not really, I mean who hates on epileptics?

 

No you're not.

 

people with strobes, catholics, the elderly, wiccans, the armed forces, athletes, law enforcement, ER people, some neurologists, the list goes on and on.

 

What about the Boy Scouts?

 

only eagle scouts hatin' on epileptics

and I guess if there is an advanced tier like that in girl scouts them too, but, yeah, no idea.