if you have issues with me

People with strobes are just looking for a laugh. Catholics hate everyone, same with the old people. Wiccans...well they are a bit woo woo in the head. Armed forces hate everyone. Athletes love epileptics because they aren't any competition. Law enforcement only like donuts and coffee. ER people are sadists and love epileptics, same with neurologists.

So your list doesn't count. You are loved.

 

bullshit.

 

:toetap05: Don't make me hide your meds.

 

you wouldn't know where to find them in the first place.

 

sufferers of restless leg syndrome. they're jealous because the closest they get to a seizure is a bouncy foot.





as i've mentioned elsewhere, i have issues with dave due to his failure to anally penetrate me.

 

i have issues with your cooking

 

I have RLS. All the chicks dig me. I'm sure they're diggin' on Dave more. I bet the ride gets real intense.

 

NO you DINin't

bitch you don't know shit about my cooking.

 

ho, i can smell that stank shit from here. do you just heat up a pot of shit or something? goddamn baby, get it together

 

For your information the last thing I cooked was a bruschetta.

diced bell peppers, tomatoes, onions, with a touch of sweet basil, some olive oil, and a hint of balsalmic vinegar.

so, you best be steppin' up off of my oven mitts fluffy.

 

how odd, it smelled like diarrhea

 

no, that's the old cripple, he has only bathed 7 times in the past 25 years and has a colostomy bag.

 

I have an issue with Dave.


Its Issue 23 of last years John Hopkins Medical Journal, theres an article in there with before and after pictures of him getting the worlds gonad airbag system

 

:drool5::drool5::drool5:

 

A machine to fuck myself, god damn Davie, you've been holding out on me.

 

Is that a question or an assumption?