I could have DIED!!

Yes, children, it's story time once again.

I will start yet another story with...

"I had just finished smoking a bowl." I sat on my mattress on the floor and stared at my hands a while. Paranoia slowly but surely set into my mind. It was midnight, dark, and way too quiet. I did what any stoner should do; turn on some music. I searched through the records stacked on the table until I found the perfect thing to satisfy my high.

Pink Floyd: Wish You Were Here. On vinyl.

I laid back and enjoyed the music, and enjoyed the feeling. I felt one with the music and with myself, and it was beautiful when ALL OF A SUDDEN....

...the munchies inevitably hit me.

I stood up quickly and off balance. After a bit of stumbling, I opened my bedroom door and set out on the timeless adventure nearly every stoner goes through at one time another. I had opened my door to infinite possibilites...

I walked around the kitchen in a daze until i saw the most heavenly-looking item I had seen that day:
Ritz fucking crackers. I was overjoyed.
I took the crackers back to my smoke-filled room, lit a stick of patchouli incense, and opened the crackers. I ate them one after another. They tasted unbelievably wonderful.

I was in the middle of eating my 30th cracker or so...the salt grasped to my tongue, and my mouth dried up Cotton mouth had overcome me.

I felt so dehydrated. I had grabbed crackers but nothing to drink!! After what seemed was forever had passed, my panic subsided and I knew it was the end......






















'Til I saw my cup of water sitting right in front of my fucking face.
The moral of this story, children?

Water is your friend

 

Aw, man, thanks.

fucking EDIT:
Shunshine

 

hahaha Sounds like a normal night of smoking, but told in a way that makes it seem even more special than usual:sifone:

 

hahaha. yeah, it seems the only time I can get any writing in is when I'm stoned..

 

ooo oooooo give us another story!

 

Patience

I need to get stoned so I can think of another epic tale to write about

Have you ever read the other two stories?

 

i have almost choked on crackers with cottonmouth too before

WE BOTH COULD HAVE DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Shit, dude. That would've been a bummer.

 

Hahaha good story! I liked it.

Cotton mouth is my worst enemy. I had it so bad last night my mouth was literally like a desert.

 

Oh god, I know. The first time I got it, it was horrible.

And thanks for reading have you read the two other "epic" stories?

 

I'm hungry too.

Have a rep point.

 

I cant rep you. it says I need to spread some around.

damn

 

You're hungry?
Oh, that just means you need to eat.

 

Best thread! Thanks for sharing! I learned something too...

 

that was some good weed huh?

 

i could never eat ritz crackers! Too dry!

 

nice thread haha
at first when i saw this thread i got scared because i thought maybe you almost died

 

lol

i just about fuckin pissed my pants.

you're a treasure to the army.

 

Lol, I thought it was serious too.

 

i have not read the other two epic stories
where are they?