Make a story...

About the poster above you.

:cheers2:

 

Once upon a time

In a galaxy far far away

he was bornded

then he liveded

then he dieded

the end

 

he bought cars

he fixed cars

he sold cars

and other scrappy things

and that was the story of bbad.....

 

once up on a time, dave tried his hand at cooking a delicious meal. he bought the ingredients, followed the directions as best he could, and almost threw up when he tried his dish. his neighbors complained of the disgusting stench

 

bitch, you don't know shit about my cooking.

there once was a bitch named whimbrel

who had a pussy as small as a thimble

she tried to get laid

but in tears she paid

and agony she had to tremble.

 

There was a man named Techie
he was damn near nerdy as a Trekkie
He stayed at home and jerked all day
folks, that's about all I need to say

 

and YES I know it's a shitty limmerick, but, COME ON, I made up a limmerick ON THE SPOT!

 

you just raised the bar. asshole

 

there was was a man named techie

who in his teen years was a redneckie

he played with his balls

while none of the girls called

and now he makes beards for chuck norris

 

lol

 

There once was a poster named matt
Who went by the pseudonym rat
He spoke of quigley
and presidents sickly
and rare-ly if ev-er spat.

 

There once was a fella named rat

He made himself a tin foil hat

In his basement he lurched

He did some research

News of sinister plots was begat

 

ay ay ay ay

your mother nets 10 cents a blow job..
sing me another verse..
worse than the other verse..
and waltz me around by my willie!

 

I wanna see a haiku.

 

there once was a man nick named eater

who had a very long weiner

as all the girls screamed

and he made a scene

he insisted on smoking his beaners

 

Let me tell you about a fag on some forums named Face
No matter where he went, he felt out of place
Disillusioned and sad, he purchased some lube
With it he lathered up his tube
Five minutes later a million men lay dead in a hankie

 

I have it on good authority that australians don't use racial slurs for mexicans

and moreover, do not commit atrocities against them.

 

you're missing the format man.

 

No format required.

 

(beaners...seeds in ur weed)