What Do YOU Do

You thought you were getting laid, you really need fucked RIGHT now and you can't masturbate?

What the hell do you do?

 

Is this the kind of stuff your mother and I paid to send you to school for? What in God's creation,, :toetap05:

 

Daddy, I already told you I"m Buddhist.

 

Well,,even a Buddhist knows how to masturbate, dear.

 

Why would I not be able to masturbate? There are bathrooms everywhere, you know.

 

Too cold.

Someone is in my bed, so I can't do it there.

 

Yeah, why can't you just masturbate? It's not difficult.

But I guess if it's not an option.. have a cold shower? Take up knitting?

 

I need to go to bed.

I thought I was getting laid, so I'm wide awake, unfortunately I was mislead, and someone fell asleep.

 

It happens, dear. I'm sorry.

 

Unfortunately.

 

Wake him up with a blowjob? That should work.

 

That's what made him fall asleep, lmao.

 

Is this out of the question too?

 

Well that's just unacceptable. Go poke him with sharp objects until he wakes up and then make him do you. It's only fair.

 

I agree. Maybe you should eat a banana, dear.

 

yes

I don't even want it from him at this point, heh.

All out.

 

Self flagellation time then.

 

Gosh, I made YOU blush...and I didn't even use any foul language...somethings not right with the world today.

 

I have a timid spot for you.