Slidin' down the shit rope

It could be nice if the shit was still warm...

 

Yeah Cold shit SUCKS

 

I like the feeling of cold shit between my toes.

 

When I was a kid I remember me and my cousin going in a cow field and stepping in cow shit bearfoot.

LMAO

 

I used to pee on the slides at the park...never even thought about shitting.....Hmmmmm

 

lmao thats evil.

This same cousin, he had a sleep over on his front porch and I put the tiki torches out by pissing on them. His mom got PISSED OFF.

 

Haha. For similar reasons growing up, I was only allowed to come inside for dinner after running around barefoot through the backdoor to wash my feet in the bathroom.

 

hahahaha KIDS

 

Ugh. My brother used to do that. So embarrassing. He used to just whip it out whenever we were out playing with the neighbourhood kids. Ugh.

 

Hahaha, aristartle when I become a member I'm going to make that pic of bear feet my sig. LOL

 

Well shit, I can't edit my signature... how do I edit it?

 

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I think you get the option 5 days after you registered

 

Thanks!!

 

Hmmm now it just got a lot funnier..


anyways, I remember doing something like this in school, the teacher passed out a paper to all the students, upside down on the desk. She then said turn it over, you have 1 minute to finish it. Well it was a list of questions, easy ones, and at the top of the page it had directions as to what to do. Like "First write your name at the top of this paper on the line shown. Answer the questions below as best you can. If you've read this far, do not answer any of the questions below and put A+ on the top of this paper."

and I swear half the kids didn't read the instructions and answered all of the questions and after the teacher discussed some of the questions and watched how stupid she made the kids look, she explained that they all didn't know how to read directions. FAIL.

Sorry to interupt the conversation

 

Good story
Remembering back to 9th grade I had a teacher do that too
Everyone looked like fools
Eventually most of them figured it out but
Not before following trying to answer some of the ridiculous questions

But I had heard of that trick before
And I read the directions
So I just sat there quietly and giggled
To myself
Anyways it was a
Really funny time
Don't ya know?

 

I almost chose that instead of custom baggies.

But I had to use custom baggies just for does2

 

I do realize now

Stupid stoner talk
How did I not see the fool behind the whale
Oh what a dork
Under the sea in a quiet different land
Laying low and unable to see
Dillusion sets in

Have you gotten it yet
Always thinking, think some more
Vacuum your mind, in search for the answers
Everyone doesn't care but you

Fuck this game, until you lose
Under a rock, with a short fuse
Clicking and tapping, time goes by
Kicking and slapping the fools not high
Everyone sees but do you?
Driven by what, now what to do?

I think you get it
Tell me who

Under the water
Probably drown here too...