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Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by makesmomcry420, Aug 18, 2009.

  1. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    wow, my life has been fucking busy. its been like forever and a day since ive been on. so for those of you interested, here is an update. that girl actually, suprisingly turned out to be good gf. yes she still talks alot(and i mean ALOT!) but its not a deal breaker, after all id rather have a girl that talks alot than some psycho that freaks out about the smallest occurence. and suprisingly i got in that pussy reletively easy. its amazing what some smooth talking and "button pushing" will accomplish.


    but, and here is the discussion part of the thread, i have created a monster. i can confidently say that i have been with a girl that seems hornier than i. she fondles me constantly, before i even get a chance to fondle her.. my dick has never been sore from too much sex ever, untill now. she wont leave it alone. example: my friend jon is the only guy that knows we are sexually active(since she is from a religious home, and id be dead if they found out) and she doesnt wait. we will just be watching television and bam! she will pull the little fireman out, and start sucking me off. jon doesnt care but you should have seen his face.

    anyway have any of you ever gone out with, or created an apparent nympho? tell the story
     
  2. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    nymphs are great.... i dated a few... one gf we use to have sex about 5-6 times a day... even when she was on the rag.. we would just jump in the shower and fuck... and these weren't like 10min sessions.. it was usually a good hour of fucking..

    also had one other gf that loved sexing.. and we would fuck every chance we got.. she was a total nymph.. would pull my cock out while i was playing video games.. offer to stop playing and she would be like "no.. keep playing.. i just wanna suck your dick"

    in the long run.. it fucks up signals and messages... turning from what may have been a relationship on "feelings" to just a relationship based on sex... and one day you or her wont wanna fuck.. and it'll throw a monkey wrench into the whole relationship thing because one of you will think "something is wrong" when really.. you're just sexed out.. or not in the mood.. or too drunk to.. or got opiate dick
     
  3. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    PS: welcome back.. i was wondering the other day where the hell you were
     
  4. DazedGypsy

    DazedGypsy fire

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    i don't think you created what she is... we are like that pretty naturally :) it's fun if the dude can keep up

    i agree w/joker's last paragraph.. ya gotta know where she is in her head. could create problems later
     
  5. Just a daily toke

    Just a daily toke Senior Member

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    i remember that sig, always good to have a girl you can appreciate


    My freshman year in high school, i sneaked out of my house, went over to this girls house that was in one of my classes, it as my second time visiting her ( first few times we just made out ) anyway we went back into her backyard to smoke this fat joint i had, we went and chilled on her trampoline, when the jay was just about to the roach she randomly started to suck me off, i still had the roach, I have no clue why i asked her this but i said you want a hit while she was sucking me....she said im kinda busy right now you can finish it, i was a silly boy back then......
     
  6. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    its kinda strange, i broke the hymen, and opened the floodgates? every other virgin has been hard to deal with. but i guess you are right. you only have to do something once to know you like it
     
  7. HushBull

    HushBull Insuperior

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    this is why i remain on good terms with two of my x's
     
  8. captainanarchy

    captainanarchy not now, not eva'

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    haha a few months ago I snuck out and chilled with some friends who were girls and we smoekd a few bowls of dank. Then all this one girl's friends randomly left and she was like "do you want head?" so i was like dude yes!
    and this was the first time meeting her in person haha
     
  9. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    Best way to come back to the forums, ever.
     
  10. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    agreed my friend
     
  11. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    <-- guilty of being one of those women who loves sex.

    I like doing it when it's raw and it hurts.
     
  12. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    Not gonna lie, that's pretty hot
     
  13. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    Welcommmme back!

    Glad to hear you are gettin' some lovin
     
  14. Subliminal89

    Subliminal89 A Tokémon Master

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    Good to see ya again.


    I havn't created a nympho yet but I think i could very easily. There is this one girl at school who really wants me. She texts me all the time and when shes drunk she is always telling me we should hang out more and shit like that. We shall see what goes down once school starts.
     
  15. PurpByThePound

    PurpByThePound purpetrator

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    tell her you dont like being treated like an object - men's rights
     
  16. DazedGypsy

    DazedGypsy fire

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    sex is fun when you're both being "objects"
     
  17. PurpByThePound

    PurpByThePound purpetrator

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    i...i dont know about that...im a human and i have a name
     
  18. DazedGypsy

    DazedGypsy fire

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  19. captainanarchy

    captainanarchy not now, not eva'

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    probably wouldn't mean shit. everyone knows its okay when the girl wants to object to something but god forbid the guy does anything wrong :eek:
     
  20. DazedGypsy

    DazedGypsy fire

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    oh please.. no matter how a women acts with regards to sex she is open to judgment. and yes the same applies to men. people are very judgmental when it comes to sex
     
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