The flat Earth society

Discussion in 'Conspiracy' started by Rudenoodle, Aug 15, 2009.

  1. Rudenoodle

    Rudenoodle Minister of propaganda Lifetime Supporter

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    "Deprogramming the masses since 1547"
    Mission Statement

    For centuries, mankind knew all there was to know about the shape of the Earth. It was a flat planet, shaped roughly like a circle, with lots of pointy things hanging down from the underside. On the comparatively smooth topside, Europe sat in the middle of the circle, with the other continents scattered about the fringes, and parts of Africa hanging over the edge. The oceans lapped against the sides of the Earth, and in places ran over, creating currents that would pull over the edge ships that ventured too far out to sea. The space beyond the edge of the world was a dark realm inhabited by all sorts of unholy beasts. Fire and brimstone billowed up from the very depths of hell itself and curled 'round the cliffs whose infinite length jutted straight down to the darkest depths . .

    I wonder if Sarah Palin is a member?

    http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm
     
  2. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    So what's the point of posting this in here?
     
  3. Rudenoodle

    Rudenoodle Minister of propaganda Lifetime Supporter

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    Some people believe a round Earth is the result of a giant conspiracy involving many factions, where else would it go?:rolleyes:
     
  4. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Yea, shills and idiots.
     
  5. Rudenoodle

    Rudenoodle Minister of propaganda Lifetime Supporter

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    Shills?

    I'm unfamiliar with the term
     
  6. Sebastunes

    Sebastunes Member

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    Ive never went into space and looked at the earth - ive seen what CGI can do for hollywood; it wouldn't take much to fake some pictures of a round/flat earth - I don't believe either.
     
  7. Zorba The Grape

    Zorba The Grape Gavagai?

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    Well, if we're speaking solely based on personal experience, it's still pretty fucking obvious that the earth's not flat. Anyone with the money can get on a plane and fly around the world, proving that it's round. Its exact shape is a little more difficult to guess at, but based on all the others we see in the sky, I think it's pretty safe to assume that the earth is round just like the rest of them.

    And that's ignoring all the scientific evidence which I would class as being outside personal experience (for most of us).
     
  8. NotDeadYet

    NotDeadYet Not even close.

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    You can prove that the earth is round with an ordinary telescope, on a clear day. Go to any major port city and watch large ships head out to sea. The ship's hull will disappear over the horizon first, followed by its upper cabin structure and smokestack. The radar antenna will be the last thing to go.

    If the surface of the ocean is curved at that one place, it's a good bet that it is curved everywhere. And if you follow a curve far enough, it becomes a circle, and you go all the way around. This is the logic that Christopher Columbus was following when he sailed west, to go east. He had no evidence other that what he could see in his telescope.

    I like the Flat Earth Society because it reminds us all that there was a time when virtually everyone on earth believed that the world was flat. Proof that the majority can be dead wrong about important things.
     
  9. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    ....
    This is the absolutely dumbest conspiracy theory I've ever read.

     
  10. Zorba The Grape

    Zorba The Grape Gavagai?

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    Yes, it is. They make no attempt to refute any accepted theories regarding gravity, etc. They use the same logic that was used centuries ago.
     
  11. NotDeadYet

    NotDeadYet Not even close.

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    Are they serious? I don't think so.
     
  12. TheAbominableIronSloth

    TheAbominableIronSloth Banned

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    That link is so ridiculous! I can't believe they're serious about it.
     
  13. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    You are very optimistic my friend.

    Check out this shit though:
    The moon one's the best
     
  14. FireflyInTheDark

    FireflyInTheDark Sell-out with a Heart of Gold

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    Oh my god...
    Mad revisionist is right! :eek:
    How do these people exist? What do they do with their time??
     
  15. Rudenoodle

    Rudenoodle Minister of propaganda Lifetime Supporter

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    The Moon is a hoax, haha, that's a new one!
     
  16. NotDeadYet

    NotDeadYet Not even close.

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    NASA uses a high-powered laser projector to project that image onto the fabric of the sky. ;)
     
  17. Rudenoodle

    Rudenoodle Minister of propaganda Lifetime Supporter

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    Because everyone knows everyone knows NASA was formed at the down of civilization :D
     

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