*Advice for Stupid People 2*

don't pull out your nose hairs with pliers....they are connected to the back of yer eyeballs and brain stem.....

 

do not try to shift reverse before stopping the car

 

Don't try to inject pills... You will die...

 

dont drink the beaver pond water

 

Nah, "try not to wake up on fire" is a direct quote from Eugene Mirman and I have proof!

 

dont expect everyone to understand obscure refferences

 

don't expect others to laugh at your jokes. Laugh at your own jokes, then if others start laughing at them as well, make them feel stupid for doing so.

 

haha.

 

underwears first...then you put the pants on after

 

Remember, if people dislike you that much, it's probably your parents fault.

 

if you have one of those dogs who eats his/her own shit....do not kiss it

 

don't reach in the cage while the leopard is eating his din din....

 

never yell "bomb" in the airport

 

stop breeding

 

Don't put things in your butt.

 

dont try to outrun taser darts

 

don't stand in the middle of the freeway whilst hitchhiking....

 

get your girl to stand on the road...and you hide behind the sign...the cars will stop and pick you up alot quicker

 

don't eat nails....Stoopie.....

 

take it out before you start to piss