Canada is the new Scotland

Cuz oor weather's shite, so we're a' emigrating.

Awright!

Guid. Noo git the beers in!

:cheers2:

 

You have to import beers. I heard Canadian beer is the worst.

 

Weather's been shit all summer here too...bring beer.

 

Any beer I bring will only sustain me for the journey.

 

Who needs beer when you can drink fresh seal blood?

 

lmao

You wish my feathered friend!

 

Well.... me! I haven't been turned inot a vampire yet. Is that likely to happen if I move to Canada?

 

No but you will become more rugged, handsome, intelligent, and will notice an increase in the size of your balls.

 

That simply is not possible.

 

Depends what yer arse looks like. Is it bite-able?

 

In that case you can't have any.

 

more for us!

 

The Old Sod - SotW

From the old sod to the new land
We came over by the score
We cut the ties said goodbye
And closed the old world door
We settled on our praries
In your cities and your towns
There's another oatmeal savage
Every time you turn around

There's none more scots
That the scots abroad
There's a place in our hearts
For the old sod
There's none more scots
That the scots abroad
There's a place in our hearts
For the old sod

We soon found our own kind
Formed clubs and social nights
And we practised on each other
Just to keep our accents right
For there's more tartan here
Than in all the motherland
We came 5000 miles
To the gathering of the clans

There's none more scots
That the scots abroad
There's a place in our hearts
For the old sod
There's none more scots
That the scots abroad
There's a place in our hearts
For the old sod

There's a bar in the rec room
In the basement of our house
A little shrine to ballantynes
Haig and famous grouse
There's a sprig of purple heather
From the land that once was mine
And robbie's on the t-towel
With the words to auld lang syne

There's none more scots
That the scots abroad
There's a place in our hearts
For the old sod
There's none more scots
That the scots abroad
There's a place in our hearts
For the old sod

Canada's been good to us
We've a living and a home
We've all got central heating
And most are on the phone
I'm a citizen of both countries
And ver proud to be
For the thistle and the maple leaf
Are the emblems of the free

There's none more scots
That the scots abroad
There's a place in our hearts
For the old sod
There's none more scots
That the scots abroad
There's a place in our hearts
For the old sod

 

Ooooh, a beer sure does sound good right aboot now

 

I am presently struggling with that concept, as I just had 4 bottles of cider.

 

Just pure apple cider?

 

I hate beer...but I recently discovered Motts Clamato spicy Vodka Ceasars :drool5:

 

Pffft, just recently? That is THE Canadian beverage apparantly. I made a gazillian when I bartended. Unfortunately, I'm not a fan.

 

I found it in bottles at the lcbo ...I dont go to bars :d

 

Not even pubs?