Worst Thing to say While Munching Carpet I

oh, theres a breeze ...

 

This place could seriously use some woolite carpet cleaner and disinfectant


Hotwater

 

Feels like a brillo

 

so this is were Russia hides its ICBM.. < lol.. Warning this will start a cold war..

 

I can see China

 

what kind of cheese is this?

 

is the clearance sign on this tunnel accurate?

 

"Ewww, this smells of fish, sorry love, I changed my mind, I'm vegetarian!"

 

I think I just found the Lindbergh baby!

 

oops....hack.....hack......hairball :ack2:

 

Peekaboo

 

whats this ladder for?

 

oops...I lost a tooth

 

So that is where I left the peanut butter. I have been looking for it everywhere.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pNlMgH2p-Y&feature=related

 

ok guys, Im going in.. cover me..

 

I found the condom!!!! Wait here's another one!!! - Dale

 

I hope I dont get a case of the Bends when I come back up..

 

This is much nicer than the corpse I was eating out the other day.

 

Just start singing, pretty much anything.

Cat Scratch Fever..