I'm gonna be late for work because....

I'm gonna be late for work because....


..my dog has a psychiatrist appointment.

 

I spend too much time on the computer (true story)

 

I'm going to be late for work because I've got the day off

 

Im gonna be late for work because I just killed the carpool driver

 

I'm gonna be late for work because my bus just smashed into the bus stop.

 

Because the cashier at Target is pretending my gift card is defunct.

 

my car only goes in reverse

 

my butt hurts

 

my cat has a hair appointment....

 

cause Im having sex with pamala anderson click for hot noods of pam..

 

i will be late for work as i have a job interview that i must attend

 

Im gonna be late because ankle bracelet is weighing me down

 

I gotta lay around the shack till the mail train comes back.....

 

I just discovered Twitter..:hurray:

 

My ovaries hurt....

 

I'm going to be late for work cos I dont have a job

 

flood made a few bodies in the yard surface, and now I need to reburies them.. this stinks worse than munching carpet..

 

Im busy coughing out chunks of blood clot

 

They're tickling me!!!!!

 

I got some carpet that needs munching