through your eye

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by Boogabaah, Feb 2, 2009.

  1. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    someones big toe with a long unclipped nail
     
  2. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

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    three porcupine babies
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  3. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    a narwhal tusk
     
  4. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

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    a drum stick
     
  5. DR Corncob

    DR Corncob Member

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    an afghan's bullet
     
  6. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

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    a deer antler
     
  7. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    an 8 foot 2x6....pressure treated
     
  8. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

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    a frayed power cable.......now hold still while I plug it into a 220V outlet.
     
  9. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    oops....my lawnmower shaft just broke and the blade is headed straight into your eye
     
  10. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

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    I bet I can throw this dart through your pupil...........

    ............bullseye!!!
     
  11. DR Corncob

    DR Corncob Member

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    bird poop
     
  12. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    one of MonkeyBoys 9 foot cornstalks
     
  13. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    a Roman Candle
     
  14. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

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    an egg beater
     
  15. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    a buster bar
     
  16. floes

    floes Senior Member

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    a vial of LSD.
    thought i think id like that much more then i disliked it ;D
     
  17. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    a bush cord of firewood
     
  18. floes

    floes Senior Member

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    sew your asshole shut, and keep feeding you and feeding you and feeding you.
     
  19. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    Ummm...wrong thread :D

    Stick a needle in your eye...coated in hotsauce and heated with a lighter
     
  20. boredpsycho

    boredpsycho resident grammar nazi

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    A porcupine quill.
     

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